I'm sorry, I must have missed the footnotes in the message to which I was 
responding. If there's a new rule that you can't say anything without 
authority, it'll really cut down on traffic. In the meantime, maybe Liz will 
send a few words about criminal propensity of student non-athletes vs student 
athletes. I'll leave the drama majors for you.
 
 Were the rugby players trying to break into cars too?
    
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 Sent: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 5:12 PM
 Subject: Re: [UC] plethora of smashed car windows this morning
 
  Actually, since you made the assertion that athletes are less likely to be 
involved in those activities, I think it's up to you to find the documentation. 
 Are they really the *last* group you'd suspect? Would you suspect Theater 
majors more? Or Computer Science students? The list goes on. 
 When I pass party houses on Baltimore and along 40th St., including a house 
full of Rugby players, I see a lot of angry white guys. 
 Frank 
  On Apr 29, 2007, at 03:33 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 
  Student athletes are the last group of young people I'd suspect to be doing 
vandalism. You can probably find studies that confirm the impressions of many 
that they are, as a whole, better students, more disciplined, more supervised, 
less likely to be involved in crime, drugs, or even sexual activity. I'd really 
be surprised if high school track kids were running the streets - especially in 
a residential area - after midnight without any supervision.
 That's not to say that non-athletes who might be at the Relays would be up to 
no good.
 
 Paul U
    
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  Some neighbors and I just witnessed an attempted act of vandalism at 
 45th and Larchwood at 12:49. We heard a loud pop, a car alarm and 
 smashed glass. We discovered that a neighbors car had been pelted with 
 a bottle. Fortunately the car looks undamaged. 
 
 I spoke with some neighbors about this and the story we pieced together was: 
 
 A neighbor had seen a group of teenage boys (one with a Coatesville 
 jersey) remove item(s) from the bed of a parked truck at the corner of 
 46th and Larchwood. They then attempted to throw a glass bottle 
 through the window of a Lexis SUV parked on Larchwood. Neighbors gave 
 chase but the kids ran off very quickly. 
 
 A neighbor asked me if this weekend was Penn Relays . He thought this 
 had happened before and his theory was that groups of young athletic 
 track kids have too much time on their hands and that they are fooling 
 around out of boredom and perceived anonymity. They also have the 
 ability to get away very quickly. 
 
 I called the cops and they showed up in a few minutes and took down 
 the relevant information. 
 
 Lowell 
 
 On 4/29/07, Brian Siano <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 
 > Ross Bender wrote: 
 > 
 > > Spring 2007. University City Village lay in ruins. Teetotallers, many 
 > > of them AME deacons, wandered the streets harassing drunken yuppies, 
 > > weekend oenophiles, and smashed cars. 
 > 
 > (Soundtrack: Adagio by Samuel Barber) 
 > 
 > NARRATOR: Wounded dogs roamed at will, seeking out radioactive cats for 
 > automatic barbecues. The lavapit that was aonce Clark Park continued to 
 > host festivals, now known as Burning Man. The mutants-- the inheritors 
 > of this hell once called the Green Earth-- lived in the underground 
 > remnants of the Mill Creek, seeking out the pieces of shattered Penn 
 > students to cook in the ruins of Abbraccio. The weather itself had 
 > turned its terrible wrath upon Man, bringing down meteor storms. Then 
 > fireballs. Then rains of ice weasels, which fell into chimneys to feast 
 > on yummy radioactive soot that tasted, well, not really tasted _like_, 
 > but... well, you know those Lorna Doone crackers? Imagine if you took a 
 > handful of those, and ground them into a really fine powder, and you 
 > used _that_ instead of sugar on a big stack of purple Necco wafers, 
 > right? Okay, you got that? Well, that's what radioactive soot tasts like 
 > to ice weasels. So they're eating that after they get dropped out of the 
 > sky, and... Oh, yeah. It's snowing in April, too. 
 > 
 > (A shadow enters the screen; mutants look up in awe and fear.) 
 > 
 > NARRATOR: Into this hell has come a man. Born of ice and steel, he has 
 > come to... Uh, Frank? 
 > 
 > DIRECTOR: Uh.. yeah, Steve? Is there a problem? 
 > 
 > NARRATOR: Isn't this kind of... you know... 
 > 
 > DIRECTOR: Steve, just read the lines, okay? 
 > 
 > NARRATOR: No, really, Frank, I can't read this. It's fascist. 
 > 
 > DIRECTOR: Fascist? Whaddya mean fascist? You're the voice over guy. Just 
 > read the lines, and we can go eat lunch at noon like human beings do. 
 > 
 > NARRATOR: (Sigh) Into this hell has come a man. Born of ice and steel, 
 > he has come to wage war upon the mutant hordes. To retake power for the 
 > humans clean of mutation, To purge once and for all the scourge of 
 > degenerated oh dear Christ, Frank, I will NOT read any more of this 
 > Teutonic Superman Nazi BULLSHIT, I don't CARE how much the studio paid 
 > for that CGI work, I am NOT going to be PART of this... no, I'm not 
 > gonna shut up, Frank, I can egt on the phone and in _five minutes_ I can 
 > have the whole voiceover UNION on a picket line and you'll have to hire 
 > your scab brother with the stutter to sell your stupid movie to those 
 > goddamn comic book geeks 
 > 
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