I heard a chopper thumping around all morning, I'm betting this guy was part of a fast-rope team from Blackwater who was about to evict some non-paying tennants in a morning no-knock raid when he slipped on a loose bottle of pinot grigio left in the helo from a party the night before and tumbled from the door of the Apache to his death on the roof, 70 feet below.
In any event, no one has provided any evidence to the contrary. -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Ross Bender On 6/18/07, Mike V. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Oh Kyle, why let facts and realities get in the way of good ol' fashioned sensationalism? Look, chowderhead, don't you find it just a *teensy* bit suspicious that on the EXACT SAME DAY the Inky publishes its glowing UCD "Report Card", some dude gets tossed off the roof (or beaten to death, whatever the internal inquiry will show) right WITHIN the boundaries of the new Cleaner and Safer UCD??? Coincidence, synchronicity, or conspiracy, take your choice, but as far as I'm concerned it was NO ACCIDENT. -- Ross Bender http://rossbender.org ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.