The Friends of Clark Park recently purchased 5 Clearstream recycling
containers, and they debuted last night at the premier of "As You
Like It".
The story of Clark Park recycling is based on the age-old legend that
Clark Park's courtly trashcans fill up very quickly each day in the
summertime with all manner of human and canine refuse.
The court jester (played by the Friends of Clark Park) has been in
love with Divertino (played by the Recycling Office) for years, but
can't get Divertino's attention.
The irreverent Friends group had long ago long theorized that if the
empty 40s, plastic water bottles and cans of St Ides were diverted as
recycling that the trashcans would fill up slower.
The Jester is mocked for his dream, since everyone in the court
believes that Recreatio (played by the Recreation Dept) is only using
the park for it's lovely trees and water fountains and will never
take out the recycling since he rarely takes out the trash.
Recreatio's wealthy and powerful brother, DeStreeto (played by the
Streets Dept), is secretly in love with Clark Park and is the only
one with a fleet of magical compactor trucks capable of recycling.
In act one, DeStreeto's best friend, Divertino pretending to be a
woman, contacts the Friends group asking for help establishing
recycling in Clark Park.
The Jester, seeing through the disguise, agrees to meet Divertio at
the Decorated Shed hoping to woo Divertino with promises of vast
quantities of renewable resources.
The wacky Friends group meets Divertino at the Decorated Shed with
clear bags filled with clean, empty bottles and cans, including
plastic with their tops removed.
Divertino, now disguised as DeStreeto, takes the recycling AND THE
TRASH!
If this makes any sense to you, it must be the heat. So, step away
from the computer screen.
I encourage everyone to come to Clark Park this week and use the
fabulous new containers.
If you are a true recycling fan, please contact the Streets Dept's
Reycling Office and the Recreation Dept to tell them how much you
appreciate THEIR new recycling initiative in Clark Park.
Recreation Dept Parks Coordinator: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Recycling Office: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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