Here is a very relevant essay about our beloved district and the magical vibrancy marketing at the center of the universe. Marketing is everything!


Small towns all around the country have gone broke hiring the great marketing experts to copy our very own left of center, totally cool, prosperous district. I am so inspired by our districts vibrancy that I wrote a song for the "creative class."




http://www.thebaffler.com/past/dead_end_on_shakin_street



Song For The Creative Class


I’m a shakin' my ass

All over town

A creative class

Is sniffin' around



They are so cool

Hip and rich

I’ll be their fool

I’ll be their bitch



Gold will fall from

Heaven like hail

Cause I shake my bum

And wave my sail



I’m a shakin' my ass

All over town

A creative class

Is sniffin' around



The Good want fun

And lots of beer

They got big guns

The whores are here



Lattes run wild

The apps are fab

We’ll paint a child

For the Good to jab



I’m a shakin' my ass

All over town

A creative class

Is sniffin' around



The neighbors are crap

We all agree

Stick em in a trap

Where the Good can pee



I’ll cut my throat

So the Good can laugh

Screw the goat

With a golden staff



I’m a shakin' my ass

All over town

A creative class

Is sniffin' around



We’ll pave the street

With solid gold

Where the hipsters meet

The schools are sold



The mayor will rip

The parks apart

Baked lard is hip

The rich will fart



I’m a shakin' my ass

All over town

A creative class

Is sniffin' around



We crave the Good

Like a shot of smack

Across our 'hood

We need that pack



Here they come!

With dollars in hand

I'll shake my bum

Strike up the band



(And the Proles join in)

I’m a shakin' my ass

All over town

A creative class

Is sniffin' around



I’m a shakin' my ass

All over town

A creative class

Is sniffin' around
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