I only hope I can ascend to this level of tact with all upcoming Apache
SpamAssassin missives.
Regards,
KAM
http://www.mayoradler.com/letter-wonder-woman/
Letter: Wonder Woman
On May 26, 2017, the Mayor received this email:
I hope every man will boycott Austin and do what he can to diminish
Austin and to cause damage to the city’s image. The theater that
pandered to the sexism typical of women will, I hope, regret it’s
decision. The notion of a woman hero is a fine example of women’s
eagerness to accept the appearance of achievement without actual
achievement. Women learn from an early age to value make-up, that
it’s OK to pretend that you are greater than you actually are. Women
pretend they do not know that only men serve in combat because they
are content to have an easier ride. Women gladly accept gold medals
at the Olympics for coming in 10th and competing only against the
second class of athletes. Name something invented by a woman!
Achievements by the second rate gender pale in comparison to
virtually everything great in human history was accomplished by men,
not women. If Austin does not host a men only counter event, I will
never visit Austin and will welcome it’s deteriorati on. And I will
not forget that Austin is best known for Charles Whitman. Does
Austin stand for gender equality or for kissing up to women? Don’t
bother to respond. I already know the answer. I do not hate women. I
hate their rampant hypocrisy and the hypocrisy of the “women’s
movement.” Women do not want gender equality; they want more for
women. Don’t bother to respond because I am sure your cowardice will
generate nothing worth reading.
Richard A. Ameduri
Today he responded:
Dear Mr. Ameduri,
I am writing to alert you that your email account has been hacked by
an unfortunate and unusually hostile individual. Please remedy your
account’s security right away, lest this person’s uninformed and
sexist rantings give you a bad name. After all, we men have to look
out for each other!
Can you imagine if someone thought that you didn’t know women could
serve in our combat units now without exclusion? What if someone
thought you didn’t know that women invented medical syringes, life
rafts, fire escapes, central and solar heating, a war-time
communications system for radio-controlling torpedoes that laid the
technological foundations for everything from Wi-Fi to GPS, and
beer? And I hesitate to imagine how embarrassed you’d be if someone
thought you were upset that a private business was realizing a
business opportunity by reserving one screening this weekend for
women to see a superhero movie.
You and I are serious men of substance with little time for the
delicate sensitivities displayed by the pitiful creature who
maligned your good name and sterling character by writing that
abysmal email. I trust the news that your email account has been
hacked does not cause you undue alarm and wish you well in securing
your account. And in the future, should your travels take you to
Austin, please know that everyone is welcome here, even people like
those who wrote that email whose views are an embarrassment to
modernity, decency, and common sense.
Yours sincerely,
Steve Adler
