James, UUG form 10924x subsection 23:
"Free steak will be provided for any person, shrub or animal that had the intention of service to the club but were not able to do so due to events beyond their control. Broadcasting the UUG name and/or events on campus via megaphone, sidewalk chalk, and/or announcements in class also merit free steak. The UUG will not accept liability for actions of its individual members and will not assist those who are expelled from the university for doing something so heathen as to mark BYU's clean and pure sidewalks with chalk. Free steak is of course always provided to penguins." -matt On Wed, 24 Sep 2003, James Nickerson wrote: > > > > Lets try this: non-volunteers are also invited to the UUG BBQ. They can > > share in the free flowing [root] beer, the net access and side dishes, but > > they get to bring their own meat to BBQ. (There has to be some benefit for > > the people who actually did volunteer). > > I signed up for the Clyde booth with several hours to spare, but it was > tragically cancelled, and I also diligently advertising at my CS240 class > (trying to think what was the least I could do and still appear to be > helping). Does that mean I get to mooch off free meat or not? It's all so > confusing.. Maybe we need some forms like the ones the IRS has, for all the > possible variations. Or maybe I'll just bring a plate of my famous > bacon-wrapped brown sugar cocktail weenies to share. > > I not missing M. R. Byrds standup for anything, though. > > -James Nickerson > > ____________________ > BYU Unix Users Group > http://uug.byu.edu/ > ___________________________________________________________________ > List Info: http://uug.byu.edu/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/uug-list > ____________________ BYU Unix Users Group http://uug.byu.edu/ ___________________________________________________________________ List Info: http://uug.byu.edu/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/uug-list
