I've compiled a list of rules that I think will help anyone be a good
member of this or any other mailing list.

1. Never, EVER, ask a question w/o doing extensive study on the issue
first. We're a superior group here, and our time should never be wasted
by helping the uninitiated. After all, we're not interested in fostering
growth by creating a welcoming and nurturing atmosphere. Sure, somebody
helped us out when we were new and didn't even know how to frame the
question, but that is because we are special -- you are not. At best,
all you'll get is a two-word "man topic" response to your idiot
question. Here's a rule of thumb: don't ask a question unless you
already know the answer.

2. Anyone can at any time make an arbitrary rule declaration. Simply by
declaring that a particular habit, custom or trait is rude, that thing
is instantly established as such and any person who does it is a jerk.
You are obligated to know and follow any rule anyone declares -- even,
and especially, those established before you joined the list (violating
arbitrary rules established long before you joined the list is an
especially heinous offense).

3. You are expected to psychicly know who is participating on this and
all other mailing lists. You are allowed to listen to multiple lists,
but you may not post the same topic or question to multiple lists if you
think it might annoy anybody else monitoring the same list. Although we
are superior, we have no ability to ignore posts -- Nazi overlords
physically force us to read everything that enters our mailbox, so when
you cross-post, you steal from us precious time.

4. Your messages must be formatted to 1980 technology standards. You may
not include any html or rtf attachments or any other kind of document,
even if the document's file format is readable on the vast majority of
operating systems out there. And trim your message lines -- the
recipient shouldn't be required to have bleeding-edge text-wrap
technology just to read your posts.

Above all, remember -- if another list member is offended, you are
responsible. How we react is not something we are able to control or
choose -- you _FORCE_ us to react; we're only victims here.

Dave

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