Dear Dave,
I love a good email suffix graph. Yours appears to completely violate
causality.
On Fri, 16 May 2008, Dave Tisdell wrote:
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The last sentence is inspirational. Destroy without review...but I just
reviewed the... Oh my god I need to destroy...Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
...and in the universe is felt the force of a geek dying.
I therefore propose a challenge. The most ludicrous Suffix Graph will win
the coveted *NOD*. Below is my entry, let the contest begin!
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Flint
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