Unfortunately, I have no control over that. It is automatically added to every 
email sent from our school domain. I would much prefer something more 
interesting :-)
Legal requirements. Aren't they bizarre?


David Tisdell. Music Teacher
Browns River Middle School
20 River Road
Jericho, VT 05465
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>>> Paul Flint <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 5/16/2008 6:51 PM >>>
Dear Dave,

I love a good email suffix graph.  Yours appears to completely violate 
causality.

On Fri, 16 May 2008, Dave Tisdell wrote:

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The last sentence is inspirational.  Destroy without review...but I just 
reviewed the... Oh my god I need to destroy...Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

...and in the universe is felt the force of a geek dying.

I therefore propose a challenge.  The most ludicrous Suffix Graph will win 
the coveted *NOD*.  Below is my entry, let the contest begin!

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Flint

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