ROTFLMAO, Chrishopper! DonO
----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, June 24, 2002 5:22 PM Subject: RE: [VFB] Trip Report > And the Great Fish Master DonObi Wan Ordes looks out across the ocean. As > his pupil looks contemplatively at the fingers on one hand while scratching > his head with the other, DonObi Wan speaks: > > "Grasshopper...when you can count the fingers on your own hand...then you > will be ready to enter the world of entertaining fish stories." > > "But Master, why does an interesting story depend on me knowing how many > fingers I have?" > > "Ooooohhhh....Grasshopper, you not very bright...not very lifelike...never > will I make a Fantasy Fly in your image! > You must first learn how to COUNT before you can learn how to lie about > fish...." > > The sun sinks lower toward the horizon. DonObi Wan's pupil now looks at his > other hand...for a moment a sparkle of realization appears in his eyes...but > slowly fades away with the dying sunlight. DonObi Wan releases a seagull > into the evening breeze. The gull circles overhead and promptly craps right > on Chris' Wheel of Fishing Karma > > > All in all, caught several fish throughout the morning. Four species > > (perch, guitar fish, and halibut)... > > If the barred surf perch is the 'perch' here, that's only 3... > Did you catch any corbina? > > DonO
