" there aren't too many studies on this kind of thing. Which is exactly why researchers in England embarked upon one. They fed human volunteers their regular diet with an addition of 200 grams of baked beans (bleagh) and then gathered and analyzed their gaseous emissions. The range of CO2 emission was 25 to 116 milliliters in 24 hours, about two to three shot glasses worth. Not very high. Our digestive process is less gaseous than that of cows, the notorious methane producers, because we have a completely different stomach arrangement and different intestinal flora."

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Is Jed a frequent flyer on this airline?

http://www.useless-knowledge.com/1234/feb/article091.html

Hooters Air, an airline started by the restaurant chain famous for chicken wings and buxom waitresses, has begun service from Atlanta to Myrtle Beach, S.C.

At about $130 for a one-way ticket between Atlanta and Myrtle Beach, Hooters' fares are in line with competitors. So far there is no indication that competing airlines will go tit- for-tat and hire Penthouse pets and Playboy centerfolds as fight attendants.

Every flight will feature two "Hooters Girls" in tight T-shirts and orange short-shorts who are there as eye candy. Regular flight attendants will take care of safety and serve snacks, according to company officials. No chicken wings or hamburgers will be served -- only peanuts and pretzels."

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