SIDE NOTE: In the category of tri-fective free-energy-punage and word-play, the "Averting Skeptastrophe" neologism is hard to beat...
... made my day ...but also don't forget the triple entendre of "dispositive" in the sense of: 1)... the immense, incalculable value to society of Stiffler being even partially correct, even if it seems remote to you now, strongly outweighs all objections which are not obviously dispositive. where dispositive means to dispose of... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dispositive_motion or 2)dispositive meaning "hmmm... I'm not 100% sure" or 3) dispositve meaning "splitting the positive" in the sense of a capacitive circuit being split by a bunch of series diodes... ;-)