Speaking of Hawking looks like his surprising colleague gets to flip the switch on the LHC:
<><><><><><><><> Paris Hilton To Operate New Atom Smasher Written by Fish (Geneva, Switzerland) The International Atomic Agency (IAA) voted unanimously to let Paris Hilton conduct the first experiment on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) once it opens later next month. Ms. Hilton is the chief architect and engineer for the multi-billion dollar project that could unlock the mysteries of the universe. Ms. Hilton will test whether the Standard Model or her more advanced theory is correct. "I envision an eleven-dimension universe including two dimensions of space-time. The Higgs boson is there, I'm sure! "Recently I had lunch with Stephen (Stephen Hawking) to discuss a joint paper we are writing on the multiverse and dark energy." The paper with Dr. Hawking is to be published in German. "I find it easier to think about advanced physics in the German language for some reason" laughed Ms. Hilton. Ms. Hilton holds several Masters and Doctorate degrees from Cambridge in advanced cosmology, engineering and particle physics. She is a Visiting Fellow at Cambridge. She is also fluent in German, Farsi, Sanskrit, Japanese, French, Hebrew Cantonese and Air Head. Printed from: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i31554 <><><><><><><><><> On Sun, Mar 9, 2008 at 11:10 AM, Jones Beene <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > WRT new gravity theories: there has been some mention > here in the past by Terry and Horace of one of the > most eccentric and brilliant minds of the past > century- Burkhard Heim. > > He is called the "German Hawking" (Stephen Hawking) > but is not as well known - yet- IMHO he is more > perceptive and certainly more creative; sometimes > being creative is counter-productive in advancing > theories, but if his work eventually proves out, he > will be elevated to the level of Dirac and Einstein. > Of course, one must overlook a few 'quirks', but that > has been true of many great thinkers. > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2988647.stm > > Anyway, at the age of 19 Heim was recruited by the > Nazis to the air force, which led to his working in a > explosives laboratory. An accident there left him > without hands, deaf and blind. Yet he persevered; and > without the need to be "reinterpreted" by other PhDs, > as has Hawking for instance. > > He had been a most precocious child. In school, he > taught himself thousands of Chinese characters, with > which to write secret messages. He could learn a new > language in a matter of days. > > Anyway - here is the Wiki entry on Heim theory: > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heim_theory > > It looks to me like Volfson may have borrowed > extensively from this, and that may be why his theory > has some validity. > > Jones > > > >
