At 10:44 PM 4/29/2010, fznidar...@aol.com wrote:
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/prahlad-jani-claims-he-hasnt-eaten-or-drunk-anything-in-70-years/19459379

I told that kid to stay away from the heavy water, but it's sweet, so ....

Actually, there is a species of weevil that has developed the ability not only to use trace deuterium for fuel, but also to transmute elements; this weevil has also developed the ability to burrow into mammalian tissue and live there, it particularly likes to take up residence in heart muscle, and it can provide its host with all that is needed. As that sage, the Green Lantern said....

Who knows what weevil lurks in the heart of man?

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