Heh! I think you may need profession assistance with your obsession with Greg. :)
Craig On Fri, 2012-01-20 at 07:59 -0800, Eff Wivakeef wrote: > The Ballad of Greg Watson (updated) > > > Come and listen to a story > Bout a man named Greg > A poor old aging scammer > Barely kept his fambly fed > And then one day he was looking at his roof > Said I'll dream me up a sunball > And I'll say that it's the troof > > > Well the sunball turned to suncube > And to mark two three four five > And the money kept on flowing > It felt good to be alive > But those customers kept asking > When those suncubes they'd be getting > And they started asking questions > Bout the things Greg kept forgettin > Like....Proof Greg > Simple proof > Taint hard > > > Well now Greg he chucked a wobbly > And he said you won't be gettin > Not a single bloody suncube > Cos it's secret...I'm not tellin > But youse can all still buy a share > In my solar funny farm > And I'm keepin all the money > So there's no cause for alarm > Gold > Green and Gold > YEE HARRRR! > > > Well Greg he's building factries > In Indya and Korea > But Keef he said > Hey Greg..just cut the crap > And get on out of here > Your proposals are preposterous > Your aim is very clear > So take your stupid Suncubes > And insert them in your rear! > > > Well the sunCube Saga ended > and ole Greg was feeling bored > But then he found a brand new scam > (Oh thank you, thank you Lord) > He found that that cold fusion > was the brand new place to be > So he packed his first class baggage > and he flew to Italy > > > Well he met that Andy Rossi > and he was quite overawed > he was oily slick and greasy > and like Greg was almost bald > thinks might have gone quite nicely > but that bastard Keef stepped in > and he shouted loudly > BULLSHIT > much to Greg and And's chagrin > > > > Come on Aussie Guy.....you don't want us to think that you might > really be Greg Watson do you? > >
