Some of it fascinating you must be on the same lists as me I feel most of the junk mail is sexist. Not that I am a feminist I got think that the poor men out there that are subjected to all this.
Yes we can all do with a lower mortgage if we have one but do not want to pay the transfer fees etc. Well porn is for everyone but there is no romance or good storylines. Well that is a myth enlarging ones penis, most women don't want that anyway just some guy who knows how to use it properly. Not many women suffer from baldness and don't really care if a man is bald or going bald anyway. We all go on the weight merry go around but it is better to be happy with yourself. As to be impressed with your web site I would just think that that was some kind of compliment, take it as one and who cares if it is relevant or not just believe that someone out there likes you. And finally we come down to what all men have always wanted to know since time began, communication guys. Just speak to your women and listen to their crap even if you are not interested, pretend to be half the time. We are just venting. We don't want criticism or feedback just be able to have our say and think that someone is listening. We also want you to do the same, the difference is we are listening. Regards, [EMAIL PROTECTED] On 24/9/02 2:26 AM, "John Currie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Since Tuesday last week I have had over 80 junk emails. > > 34 people are convinced I need a lower mortgage > 11 ubiquitous porn merchants, most of whom are trying to convince me that > now I don't need a credit card any longer to share in the delights they are > offering > 8 believe they can enlarge my penis by 27% (sic) with a herbal pill (it > would have to be a heavy pill with a string attached) > 6 are worried about my baldness > 7 think I am overweight > 2 claim to have been very impressed with my website (I havent got one) but > believe they could help me to improve it > 1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up beautiful women > > And last but not least (I shouldn't be telling you this because it was > personal and confidential) Chief Eseimoku from Nigeria has chosen little > old me, so long as I can convince him of my transparency and negotiate an > appropriate commission to be his agent in the matter of a deposit of 49.5 > million US dollars which he will put in my account . > I was tempted by this, because with appropriate commission of say 10 > million AUS I wouldn't have to worry about my baldness, fatness and short > penis. I don't think I would have any trouble attracting beautiful women > and best of all, I could get Onno to do my websites. > The problem is how could I explain it to my bank manager . > > After more than 100 years of free compulsory education it is as SBS says > a truly amazing world we live in > > > > > > > > -- The WA Macintosh User Group Mailing List -- > Archives - <http://www.wamug.org.au/mailinglist/archives.html> > Guidelines - <http://www.wamug.org.au/mailinglist/guidelines.html> > Unsubscribe - <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > >
