You know, underneath everything, that Mr. Schwamp really is a deep thinker in 
matters of the heart.  He
 knows a lot about love.  I can't tell you how many times he has helped Lydia 
get over the broken heart.
The man is wise.
And diseases?  That man is a walking encyclopedia about diseases--both foreign 
and domestic.  I cannot tell
you how many times he has helped our Lydia get over a sickness either.  And 
that girl gets sick a lot.  She's
particularly sensitive to the sun, don't 'ya know.
Well, that's all for now.  Just thought I'd point out yet again more of Mr. 
Schwamp's  sterling qualities,
in addition to some of his other ones like,  heading nodding, root beer 
pouring,  standing in the singles line at a dance, and  being a right-hand man 
to Mrs. Wiley when Ernest T. throws one of his rocks.
Is there anything that man can't do?
Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Watcher Extraordinaire and Mr. 
Schwamp Pal
 
"Every time I go out in the sun, I get the herpes."  Lydia
"Well, of course you do."  Barney
 
 
 
 
________________________________________________________________________
Check out the new AOL.  Most comprehensive set of free safety and security 
tools, free access to millions of high-quality videos from across the web, free 
AOL Mail and more.
_______________________________________________
WBMUTBB mailing list
WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com
http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com
http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Reply via email to