I caught Henry Wheeler in my front yard the other day, he wanted to spray my roses for some aphids which I couldn't see, but since I didn't have my glasses, I didn't argue about it. I told him that what I really needed was some help digging a hole for my new septic tank in side yard. In addition to some significant digging, probably would involve a bit of heavy lifting.
Well, Mr. Wheeler said he'd love to do that but he had a job in Mt. Pilot and another in Siler City that should take him about 3 days then he'd come back over and we'd get that tank in. He left me his card and went on his way. It's been over a week and no Mr. Wheeler. I figured I'd give him a call and see when I could expect him, so I dug out the card he left me. You know what that card said?.............Neil Bentley, Attorney at Law! I've been trying to make sense out of the whole episode and the only thing I can figure out is that if you want a good suit, you've got to go to Mt. Pilot. No, wait, that doesn't make sense either....... dan _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
