I think one of the things we often forget is that not only is Barney Fife a
ruthless lawman, a real lady's man, and an all around great guy, but he is
also a great philosopher. He often did a lot of philosophical meanderings
and I have learned a lot from him. Among the most important things I have
learned from Bernard P. Fife are the following:
If a bat lays its eggs in your hair you will go crazy. The same thing is
true about moths.
Once a jail cell door slams shut there are no more carefree days or peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches.
Albert Einsteen was a dropout.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Birds talk to each other.
Rich girls often go to Paris France to attend refinishing school.
Giraffes are much more likely to be struck by lightning than dogs.
Kleptormineracs steal because they are rotten.
If you bring a bird into the house it means there will be a death in the
house.
And most important; There are atmospheric rays which control bodily motions.
If a person containing a negative or hexin quality gets between you and
those rays he creates a static that jars any successful motion to an
unsuccessful motion and jinxes you.
Ken Anderson
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, Wisconsin
715-839-8470
kanderson8...@charter.net
www.mayberryreflections.com
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