Well, Ellen, if I don't like Russell Stover's non-turtle chocolates, and I hate pink teddy bears, I'm pretty certain I'd hate the gifts. And if the person giving them to me were giving them as a sign of their lack of interest in actually pleasing me, well, I wouldn't be too fond of them (though I reserve actual hatred for only a select few, war criminals, people who like mayonnaise, you know, the real scum of humanity.)
And that 'just wondering' doesn't fool me. Ellen, I'm certain you're a dedicated partner, but I don't do the whole long-distance thing. It's too much pressure on what is really just an ephemeral human connection. Please know that I am flattered. (Also, given how mean I've tried to be to you, somewhat intrigued by the implicit masochism you reveal. Naughty girl.) --- In [email protected], "Ellen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > OK fine, but would you hate it if someone actually GAVE you Russell > Stover chocolate boxes with no turtles in them and a pink teddy > bear? Or more to the point would you hate the person giving them to > you? Just wondering. > >
