Well, that just gave me something to fap to. - RB
--- In [email protected], "hannahbearlee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > You're right, Ellen. All my ranting against a made-up holiday > designed to drive the insecure into temporary and miserable > relationships so that they can achieve a false sense of normality and > incidentally spend ridiculous amounts of money propping up the owners > of South Asian sweatshops and third-rate chocolatiers (except for the > turtles! RS, I still love the turtles) is really due to the fact that > I've never known true love as represented by a pink teddybear. > > Thank you, Ellen, for opening my eyes. And possibly something else. > Perhaps you are the one who can teach my barren soul to accept the > soothing flow of love. You can sweep away the brittle branches > blocking the path to my heart. Anytime you want to strap on those > bowling shoes (and anything else) you come see me. > >
