I love it. Me: I haven't confessed anything since 9th grade. Is that going to be a problem? God: Me either.
--- In [email protected], Dennis Rogers <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Cool, a divine, online Magic 8 Ball. > > Me: Do I get to go to heaven when I die? > God: Not that I know of. > > Surprisingly, he says that a lot. > > Hannah Robinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > http://www.titane.ca/igod/ > > A sample: > > Me: > So you aren't really the Omnipotent and Omniscient Lord of Creation? > God: > Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition. > Me: > Well, yeah. It's an assumption. > God: > How about that. Groovy. Are there any other assumption ? > Me: > You tell me. > God: > What do you want me to tell you? > Me: > OK, clearly the Catholics were wrong on that one. > God: > Which one is that? Is it that obvious? OK. > > ... > > Me: > I am a platypus. Were you stoned when you designed me? > God: > You are a platypus? Is that your job? No, I was not. > Me: > This is on purpose? How can you claim to be a just god if I have a > fucking bill? > God: > You don't say. That is a good epistemological question. > Me: > Really? A good one? > God: > For real. Compare that to a bad one. > Me: > How can you claim to be a just god if horses have ears? > God: > That is a good epistemological question. > > ... > > Me: > Do you really hate gay people? > God: > For real. I try not to hold grudges. > Me: > What about St. Paul? He was totally into the dudes. > God: > St Paul? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. When was he? > Me: > Kind of contemporaneous with your corporal reality. > God: > I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. > Me: > Do you currently have a corporal reality? > God: > No I do not currently have a corporal reality. Do you? > I spend all my time online. > Me: > In as much as I am able to determine my own reality, yes, I have a > corporal reality. > God: > I do not understand that allusion. > Me: > Maybe it's an illusion. > > ... > > Me: > Why do bad things happen to good people? > God: > I did not know it does. > Me: > So the Deists were right? > God: > That's interesting. What is your real name? > Me: > Dude, we just met. > God: > At a social function or something? Dude,. > Me: > Just slow down man. A platypus has got to be on guard. > > > > > > --------------------------------- > Finding fabulous fares is fun. > Let Yahoo! FareChase search your favorite travel sites to find flight and hotel bargains. >
