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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #40
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to the 40th edition of Weird Side E-zine.
-I can't believe we've become that age... already :-)
Oh, and of course a HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all of you
who need it :-)
In last issue, I promised you some big news. Well, here
it is: I have started another newsletter! Yes, I don't know
how I keep doing this web stuff, but I just did...
The new E-zine is called "Freebie of the Week," and as
you assume, it sends out 1 freebie tip a week :-)
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Hope to see you all around!
Thanks for being here again, and a Spooky Halloween!
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Halloween Recipes.
Well, tonight's that night, so better get some creepy food on
your table! "Awful Arachnids, Eerie Eyeballs, Freaky Witches'
Fingers?" Eat and see it all here:
http://www.britta.com/HW/HWr.html
* Kathy's & Bart's Halloween Experience
It's Halloween, so you have to visit the web site of this Belgian
couple who organize the best Halloween parties around. See
their party pics of the last years! Nice work!
http://users.pandora.be/artattack/halloween
* Celebmatch
Ever wanted to know how compatible your are with Britney
Spears, Anna Kournikova or Brad Pitt? Curious who's your
most compatible celebrity love? Check your mutual birth
dates, and you'll discover who would be your famous lover
-if the world would be a fair place...
http://www.celebmatch.com
* Virtual Bubble Wrap
It's free, and it's very silly if you ask me, but if you can't
resist, go on and push some plastic bubbles, it might
make you feel better for a few seconds... just don't
become an addict, ok? :-)
http://www.virtualbubblewrap.com/
* Die Screaming With Sharp Things in Your Head!
Wow, what a title! How would it feel to die this way? You
can now admire this collection of cruel murdered garden
gnomes...
http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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HelloPOP
You don't have to chat with your friends in a boring windows
environment any longer. Here's a fun 3D graphical animation
chatting service. To get started, just download the free chat
client and select your "avatar" to represent you.
This program also comes with a scene editor, that lets you
design your own custom "home." ChatPOP is available for
Windows 98/95 and NT. Get it from:
http://www.hellopop.com/ENGLISH/index.asp
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WEIRD NEWS
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Police in Annapolis, Md. are looking for a few ugly women. The
band of thieves are "very unattractive and obviously male," a
police detective says. The men wear tight skirts and high heels,
and the distraction they cause allows accomplices to steal
money, credit cards and checks from stores. "They might look
kind of silly when they dress up, but they're really good at what
they do," the detective added. (AP)
A Swedish funeral parlor, will be offering online funerals as
soon as broadband connections bring the transmission of
moving pictures up to an acceptable standard. "It's a fine way
for a person who cannot personally attend to show his respect.
They could be living a long way away or abroad," said manager
Ib Ahlen. (Reuters)
Those lawyers :-)
A Chicago lawyer charged $25,000 for "ground transportation"
while on business in San Francisco. His colleguea from Kansas
received close to $35,000 in workman's compensation because
he hurt his shoulder reaching into the backseat of the car for
his briefcase.
2 boys in Hamilton, Ohio were rescued after being trapped in
a closed boxcar at a rail yard near the Miller Brewing Company.
With no food or water, the survived for 8 days on beer. -I could
do this too... and much longer :-)
Cattle drive cooks were paid 30 to 40 percent more than any
other cooks on the cattle drive in the 1800s. The ranchers knew
that a good cook was imperative to keeping the cowboys well
fed and happy.
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WEBMASTER CORNER
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Newsclicker
Put a realtime newsticker on your web site. You can select
between sports scores & news, headlines news, technology
news and market standings and news.
http://www.newsclicker.com
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WebResource
All kinds of tips and tools for web masters. Free graphics
and JavaScripts, banner exchanges and site checkers.
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Need more visitors on your web site? Then you need to
promote. To do this, here are some great services:
http://www.smart-web-promotion.com/places.htm
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... you write a
top 20 drunken bastard list from your own experiences."
Here's our much requested list of the best 100 drunken
bastard quotes -use it to see if you qualify :-)
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me
and said 'Hey, hows it going?'. So I grabbed his arm and
twisted it up behind his head and said: 'Now whose asking
the questions?'"
- Jack Handey
"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be
light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but
you could see it a whole lot better."
- Ellen DeGeneres
"My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a
blender and a transistor radio."
- Rodney Dangerfield
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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WeatherXpress 2000 (4.58 MB) Shareware
WeatherXpress 2000 is a nice program if you are interested
in the weather situaition around the planet. You can check
3000 cities, print, save or email. It has a Yahoo! and Hotmail
email checker that searches new messages, and it comes
with several "skins".
http://www.weatherxpress.com/
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USER TIP
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You can research this database on your own, and get
some valuable information to put spam where it belongs...
in the trash can!
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