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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #41
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to another issue of Weird Side E-zine. I am
very happy to see all the new readers, and I hope you enjoy
this E-zine as much as I do :-)
Let's go for the 10.000th subscriber! Forward this issue to all
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* The Official Pig War
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* Case Modding
If you're tired of that old grey box in front of you, it's time to
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WEIRD NEWS
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Lecco, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian bride who was showered with
rice on the steps of a church after her wedding had to go to a
hospital to have one grain extracted from her ear. The wedding
reception Thursday afternoon had to be delayed by an hour until
she returned from the hospital.
Police officers in Lexington, N.C., arrested a 33 year old man, after
he picked up a package from the post office, and announced the
"largest methamphetamine bust". The man was charged with drug
trafficking and held in jail for 2 weeks. When the tests where done,
police discovered the "flour-looking substance" was flour, and the
"waxy-looking blocks" were Mexican candy made from squash. The
man was released, and police Capt. Mike Brown said that field drug
tests are "not 100 percent reliable," but added "we did everything in
good faith."
A 19-year-old Daytona Beach teen, pretending to be a policeman,
pulled alongside a car driver, flashed a badge, turned on some
flashing patrol lights and pulled the car over. Unfortunately, he had
just pulled over an off-duty police officer. The teen was arrested
and charged for impersonating a law-enforcement officer...
2 Blind visitors to an exotic dance club in England complained
that the "no touching" clause in its current license discriminated
against the blind. The club owner took up the issue with the city
council. The men wanted to touch the dancers, explaining that, if
they could, it would give them a better idea of what the exotic
dancers looked like. The club's license forbids any physical
contact between dancers and guests. (UK Telegraph)
To save money, British defense commanders ordered Royal
Navy recruits to shout "BANG" instead of firing live rounds in
exercises. Trainee gunners at the HMS Cambridge were told
to load shells, take aim and shout "BANG" into a microphone.
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard... when you wake up to
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and I'll add it here next time... if it's cool enough of course :-)
Here's our much requested list of the best 100 drunken
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm
the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be
removed?"
- Jack Handey
"I think that if I were a truck driver, I would fill my trailer with
helium balloons and drive around looking for one of those
police truck inspections, just to see the look on their faces
when they put THAT baby on the scales."
- Paul Wiley
"When I first proposed to Mrs. Claypool, I thought she had
only 7 million. But the extra million has never interfered with
my feelings for her."
- Groucho Marx
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