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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #44
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Dear subscribers,
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Burps and Farts
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* The No Mayo Site!
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* Ban the folding bikes in trains!
Other folks can't stand folding bikes in their trains. Yes, there
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WEIRD NEWS
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A 49 year old football coach has been suspended from teaching
after supervising a kid's 16th birthday party where 250 teens
drank from kegs and downed vodka-punch concoctions. After
a girl passed out, the kids went to the coach for advice. "Feed
her bread," he reportedly told them...
Frank Buble, 71, struck his 41-year-old son, Philip, several
times with a crowbar because of his sexual love for animals.
The younger Buble told a reporter: "I'm the first out-of-the-closet
'zoo' to be attacked because of my sexual orientation, so they
have no precedent to gauge how a jury would react." The D.A.
says Philip admits to having sex with his dog. (Bangor Daily News)
A woman in Gloucester, UK, decided she had found a cure for
her myalgic encephalomyelitis -"which leaves sufferers feeling
permanently exhausted" -but here doctors refused to do it. The
woman decided that drilling a hole in her head, a headache
treatment from the Middle Ages known as trepanation, would do
the trick. Faced with doubting doctors, she flew to the U.S. for a
consultation. American doctors wouldn't help either, but gave her
some "medical advice," so she performed the procedure on
herself in front of a mirror. Despite drilling too deeply and nearly
puncturing her brain, "I have no regrets," she said. "I generally feel
better and there's definitely more mental clarity." (Reuters)
Is this the year 2000? In Pakistan, a police chief urged women
to cover their heads, dress simply and refrain from laughing
loudly outside their homes to avoid being victims of domestic
violence. (AP)
2 Marilyn Manson fans used their lunch hour last week to deface
a Bible, tear out its pages and eat them. They were confronted
by another group of teens, and rumors of possible violence (and
a "hit list") circulated throughout school. Nearly 400 students
decided to stay home the next day. (Toledo Blade)
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and a $7.75 million set of four Patek Philippe pocket watches,
which will accurately copy the chime of London's Big Ben.
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when you get the
"Frequent Rider Discount" on the Porcelain Bus..."
Here's our much requested list of the best 100 drunken
bastard quotes -use it to see if you qualify :-)
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys
typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with
the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we
now know this isn't true."
- Ian Hart
"I tell ya, a lot of people are in bad shape. A guy stopped me in
the street the other day. He told me he hasn't eaten in five days.
I told him, I said, 'I wish I had your will power.'"
- Rodney Dangerfield
"Some days make you wonder if you've made bad choices in
your life. Especially those days when the FBI shows up and
digs in your back yard."
- Bob Van Voris
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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HeyBeerMan Version 3.6 (2.6 MB) Freeware
Here's the fast-paced, foam-free game you've been waiting
for! A wild twist to the age-old classic Tetris, Hey. Beer. Man.
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beer cans so that they form a six pack! But it's not easy! With
each passing moment, the game becomes faster, and more
furious! And watch out for the cops! They'll pull you over and
you'll soon be wishingyou'd called a cab! Requires Windows
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USER TIP
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