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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #42
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EDITORS NOTE
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Weird New Jersey
A compendium of weird, strange, bizarre, and otherwise
unexplained stories and tales found in New Jersey. Weird
New Jersey is your Travel Guide to New Jersey's Local
Legends and Best Kept Secrets.
http://www.weirdnj.com/index.html
* Naked News
The web site with nothing to hide. Go see the news with
different eyes :-)
http://www.nakednews.com
* Funeral Cast
Have you ever considered broadcasting your own funeral?
Well, folks, this is the Internet age, and it does happen! This
web site will let your loved-ones witness your funeral from
anywhere computer and Internet access is available.
http://www.funeral-cast.com
* The Emotional Tampon
Here's a note I received last week: "Dear Weird Webmaster,
my name is Carlton Frappingsworth, and because I am an
emotional tampon, women treat me like dirt." Of course I
instantly clicked to his web site :-)
http://www.chickenhead.com/features/tampon/index.html
* Unsolved Mysteries
Got one? Submit your own storiy and read the responses
you get from around the world. Ask everyone in the world
about Lost Friends, Missing persons, UFO's, Angels, ESP,
Ghosts, Murders or any other mystery at:
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Do you know another weird site that would fit here?
Submit them via the web site:
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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Search the Internet for images and pictures only.
Ditto.com works like any other search engine, but it only
looks for images. Type in a person's name or a product
name or a city name or a topic name or anything you can
think of and it will find a picture or drawing of it (usually
dozens). Their Detective can be set up to find more pics,
and you can see which pics are searched for in real live.
- C'mon guys, stop looking for Britney, get a life! :-)
http://www.ditto.com
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WEIRD NEWS
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Vancouver -A 74-year-old man was making a transaction at
a bank branch when a robber entered the building wearing a
mask and brandishing a 12-inch knife. The old man threw a
metal coin box at the thief's head when he tried to leave with
the stolen cash. The thief removed his mask and ran outside
to a waiting bicycle, but the 74-year-old crime-fighter pursued
him down the street, and attempted to catch the robber on foot,
but after realizing he was not fast enough, he called a motorist
for help. The pair in the car pursued the thief and called police
with a cell phone to bring them to the chase.
Talking about Canada, there's a Canadian law states that
citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
Los Angeles -A Hollywood man was hurt last Thursday when
he fell out of his moving car when he opened the door to throw
out a beer can. The man was pursued for several blocks though
the Hollywood district by police who said they observed him
driving erratically around 2AM. "When the suspect tried to throw
a beer can out of the car, he opened the door and fell out onto
the street," said an officer. The man was taken to a hospital for
treatment of cuts and bruises, and was arrested on suspicion
of driving under the influence of alcohol.
Four years ago a 28 year old man from Minneapolis, got tired
of people asking him when he was going to get married, so
he started to answer, "June 13, 1998." It became part of his
shtick. Only one thing is missing from his upcoming wedding:
a bride. Potential brides are invited to attend the guy's "bridal
candidate mixer" the day of the ceremony, where the groom's
friends will screen them. There will be a vote, and our bachelor
will marry the winner.
A woman in Shawnee County who survived a suicide attempt
dialed 911 for help and then passed out. When rescuers arrived,
they thought she was dead. Firefighters found her and assumed
she was dead, without checking for a pulse. An ambulance was
canceled, and helpers and deputies waited outside the home
to protect it as a crime scene. Meanwhile, the woman regained
consciousness and called 911 again. Firefighters outside were
told of the call and rushed inside to provide medical care. "It
was a mistake. It should have never happened," said the local
Sheriff. "I've never seen anything like this happen in my 32 years
of law enforcement." The woman was listed in fair condition at
a hospital.
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WEBMASTER CORNER
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when the only reason
that you cuddle up to the Mrs. is to cop her Bud Light. "
Here's our much requested list of the best 100 drunken
bastard quotes -use it to see if you qualify :-)
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and
an airline -it helps if you have some kind of a football team,
or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a
beer."
- Frank Zappa
"I said to my doctor, 'I've broken my arm in several places.'
He said, 'Don't go to those places.'"
- Henny Youngman
"My fiancee told me the rule of thumb on how much to
spend on an engagement ring was two months' salary.
So I moved to Haiti for a couple months, made a buck
eighty. Nice plywood ring - no knots. I sanded it myself."
- Barry Kennedy
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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Bieber's BarRoom Games (3.7 MB) Freeware
Bieber's BarRoom Games is a collection of your favorite
beer-drinking and peanut-eating games. You can play
darts or pool, or you can bowl. The games are all really
easy to control. You use the mouse to aim your darts,
move your cue stick, or move your standing position when
bowling. -Download it, if you have nothing better to do :-)
<a href=" http://downloads.gratisware.com/Biebersoft/BarRoomGames.exe ">AOL
Click here</a>
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USER TIP
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MouseTool
Long hours spent using a mouse can lead to permanently
debilitating injury of the wrists, such as carpal tunnel syndrome
or tendinitis. There are many ergonomic mice on the market,
but they all have buttons that can injure. When pain is caused
by clicking buttons, the solution is to not click those buttons.
MouseTool watches as you move your mouse. When you stop,
it clicks. It's an idea that may take some getting used to, but
the program itself is surprisingly easy to use. Try it out at:
http://www.mousetool.com
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FREE STUFF
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Here's a web sites that offer FREE fonts for your PC. FontFreak
is the largest free-/shareware font archive on the net. The page
keeps on growing and growing and now have fonts from over
400 different authors.
http://www.fontfreak.com/index2.htm
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These animated E-cards are the finest I've ever seen on the
Internet. You have many choices to select from, and it's easy
to send one to your loved ones. C'mon, let them know that you
still care at:
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