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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Sexual Positions
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* Famous Last Words of Cartoon Characters
They die more than once in the same toon, but here
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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"Afraid To Ask Your Doctor?"
Did you ever have a medical question that you were too
embarrassed to ask a friend, family member, or even your
doctor? This site offers in-depth information and graphic
photographs that will give you a better understanding of
highly personal health issues.
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WEIRD NEWS
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Armed police in Australia surrounded a frustrated motorist
firing shots into his 18-year-old Nissan that wouldn't start.
Reginald Neave, 64, from Melbourne, pleaded guilty to
reckless conduct endangering life. His lawyer says the
shooting was a culmination of years of frustration with
the car. Police told magistrates that Neave had been
drinking wine and beer all morning and became angry
when the 1983 Pulsar car wouldn't start. The incident
happened at the end of his drive.
A man, has been arrested in Connecticut after turning up
to rob a bank to find the front door locked. The would-be
robber arrived at the branch in Middleton, wearing a mask
and carrying a note. But the bank had closed for the day
eight minutes earlier. Staff inside called police as he
struggled to pull open the locked door. The masked man
drove off in a truck, but was arrested after a police sergeant
spotted him throwing his disguise and note out of the window.
He's been charged with criminal attempt to commit third-degree
robbery.
A judge in Belgium is allowing 28 human corpses to go on
show as part of a controversial art exhibition. Koerperwelten,
or Bodyworld, consists of embalmed dead bodies cut open
to show what's inside. A butcher complained to the judge
that the exhibition in an Anderlecht abattoir was bad for
business. He said the exhibition, which includes the bodies
of two pregnant women, with their unborn children, was an
attack on his private and family life and on butchers in general.
But Brussels Judge de Hemptinne rejected the claims. "The
proximity of dead bodies is never an attack on family life, or
nobody could live near a cemetery anymore. There is no
link between the reputation of the neighbourhood and the
exhibition and it's not clear how the exhibition would harm
the butcher's reputation."
A London-based band are using kitchen noises to create
their own film soundtrack. The Sonic Catering Band use
equipment such as food processors to create their music.
They also amplify the sound of cooking vegetables. The
band are using the kitchen noises to create a soundtrack
for the 1973 French film La Grande Bouffe. It is about four
middle-aged men getting together for a last orgy of sex
and gourmet eating before they die. La Grande Bouffe will
be shown at the Toynbee Studios, London, on October 21,
accompanied by the live soundtrack.
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"I'm so ugly ... My father carries around the picture of the
kid who came with his wallet."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"I'm very loyal in relationships. Any relationship. When I'm
out with my mom I don't look at other moms. I don't go,
'Oooo! I wonder how her macaroni and cheese tastes."
- Garry Shandling
"I love boxing. Where else do two grown men prance around in
satin underwear, fighting over a belt? ... The one who wins
gets a purse. They do it in gloves. It's the accessory
connection I love."
- John McGovern
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USER TIP
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Is your cursor doing the herky-jerky across the screen?
It could be a simple matter of cleaning the mouse ball! If you
have a mechanical mouse (as opposed to a new optical mouse)
then remove the ball, and clean the rollers inside. Just scrape
the crud off them with a bent paperclip or a slim pocket knife.
Turn the mouse over, and rotate the cover plate in the direction
of the arrows. The mouse ball will fall out. Nothing else will fall
out. Once clean, put the ball back in, tighten the cover, and
your cursor will start acting like it's supposed to!
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