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WEIRD NEWS
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A Thai man has been robbed after sucking two women's
nipples smeared with knock-out drops. The women
approached the 27-year-old at a bus stop and asked
him if he wanted to go back to a room. Nontakorn
Pearsontea told police in Nakorn Ratchasima they took
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agreed and the next thing he knew he woke up alone
and all his cash, jewellery and his mobile had gone.
Police say the "attractive" women coated their nipples
with a sleeping drug.
A Romanian bride spent much of her wedding night
in the toilet after chewing too much gum. Irina admitted
she hadn't read the warning that chewing too much
gum had a laxative effect. She said she had chewed
gum constantly on her wedding day because she was
nervous. The groom, named in Romanian newspapers
as Costel G, looked for his bride for several hours
when she disappeared after midnight. He was also
helped by many of the guests at the wedding at
Ciortesti in Iasi county.
A snake which had been snatched by an eagle wriggled
free and killed two people in Iran. The reptile was dropped
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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots
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- Dave Edison.
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe,
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- Frank Zappa
"My doctor is always innovative. Now I don't even have to
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