You should see what vomit will do to a circuit board...don't ask. Cameron
D. Ryan Spott wrote: > HA! I have one better.. I get a VERY timid call from a non-customer in > my small town.... > > Her: hi, can you help me? Promise you won't laugh? > Me: sure, what do you need? > Her: Can you come by and fix my keyboard on my laptop? It got very wet > and won't work now... > Me: Did you spill something on it? > Her: Promise not to laugh.... I have narcolepsy and I passed out on > the keyboard and filled it with drool... > Me: I promised, but my tongue is bleeding now as I biting it to keep > from laughing. > > Turns out that saliva has some pretty good amounts of salt and sugar > in it, had to buy a new keyboard from HP and install it for her. > > She ended up passing out while driving a few months later.. I had to > get her desktop background off her machine to print for her husband... > Nice lady, ran the community. > > ryan > > On Dec 22, 2009, at 12:55 PM, Robert West wrote: > > >> I have one customer who burns up laptops. Not from overheating or >> whatever, >> but from cigarettes. She sits in front of the laptop drinking and >> smoking >> and passes out with the cigarette landing on the keyboard or against >> the >> screen. Has killed three in the past 2 years that way. Sure, we >> replace >> keyboards and lcd panels but eventually it dies from repeated >> abuse. Or >> beer being spilled on it. Works for "awhile" until it gets fuzzy >> inside. >> Yuck! >> >> Bob- >> >> >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: wireless-boun...@wispa.org [mailto:wireless-boun...@wispa.org] >> On >> Behalf Of D. Ryan Spott >> Sent: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 3:34 PM >> To: WISPA General List >> Subject: Re: [WISPA] Being Rude to Customers >> >> Alcoholism is the leading cause of rude customers. Quite a few >> customers on our network have a "do not call after 8:3, 9:30, 10:20AM" >> note because they are totally out of it. >> >> Perfectly polite people before that time.. but after... WOW! >> >> ryan >> >> >> On Dec 22, 2009, at 12:27 PM, Robert West wrote: >> >> >>> That's funny because I ended up having a conversation pretty much >>> like that >>> with the wife. Get a notebook and a pencil, write it down. I took >>> it upon >>> myself, after call number 5, to try to login to FaceBook with his >>> username >>> and password, password was wrong, reset it, retrieved his email, >>> changed his >>> password... yada, yada, yada... (I hate yada, yada, yada, by the >>> way) >>> Wife tells me that she thinks he changed it last night when he was >>> drunk so >>> that she couldn't get on his account. But after all of that I >>> hear... >>> "See, I told you it was their fault because he fixed it". *sigh* I >>> have to >>> add that they are in their late 60's. >>> >>> >>> Bob- >>> >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: wireless-boun...@wispa.org [mailto:wireless-boun...@wispa.org] >>> On >>> Behalf Of Scottie Arnett >>> Sent: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 3:11 PM >>> To: WISPA General List >>> Subject: Re: [WISPA] Being Rude to Customers >>> >>> Send him a gift wrapped notebook and pencil with Merry Chrismyassmas >>> written >>> on it from just-micro.com. Include a note saying, "With this, you >>> should >>> never have a problem with remembering your passwords, if you just >>> use it." >>> >>> Scottie >>> >>> ---------- Original Message ---------------------------------- >>> From: "Robert West" <robert.w...@just-micro.com> >>> Reply-To: WISPA General List <wireless@wispa.org> >>> Date: Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:33:43 -0500 >>> >>> >>>> Is it okay to say "Merry Chrismyassmas" to a customer who calls you >>>> yelling >>>> because it's your fault he can't remember his Facebook password? >>>> (Somehow >>>> I'm blocking his FaceBook password) >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Just wondering what my options are.... >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Robert West >>>> >>>> Just Micro Digital Services Inc. >>>> >>>> 740-335-7020 >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >>> ----- >>> >>>> WISPA Wants You! 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