joshtwentythree made me laugh so bad!!!!!!!!!! This is the funniest post for a while now:):):)
It just shows how seriously some of us are taking all this DEMF madness;) -Proffit (a little tired of work)
> I think that action is necessary. Nothing too > militant, or extreeme, but > i think that we need to show pop culture media, that > we want Carl Craig to > stay. ok here's what we do...well...it would be better if we had some extra time to set this up, but time is of the essence, first...we're gonna need a monkey...I know, monkey are cliche...but this is neccesary...ok, so we train the monkey over the next two weeks to be able to pretend to be Carol Marvin...then when the time of the demf nears we get a crack force of geeky techno guys...i know...we're stretching a little bit here...but -some- of us have to spend some time outside, play basketbal or something, I'll need a show of hands of people who have seen the sun and broken a sweat because of moving in the last 6 months, we'll use those guys to make the team...anyway. so we kidnap Carol Marvin with our awesome team of geeky techno guys and replace her with the monkey, I'm sure since we're so close to the DEMF no one will notice, hopefully the looking for lice in peoples hair will be attributed to stress...so the carol monkey will give said speeches which will consist of "ook ook" and "eek eek" and hopefully some poop throwing...that would be a plus, this will hopefully do some damage to her reputation....so we take Carol back to our secret base...uh, any volunteers for a secret base?...and make her watch Brady Bunch reruns and The Sound of Music over and over again with the sound up loud while playing Britney Spears "oops...I did it again" at the same time, this coupled with Ubersamalian(did I get that right) smith lip synching the whole time in nothing but a g-string and some of those little nipple tassles...these actions should in no time at all get her to concede to our demands...what do you guys think? I've put a lot of time into this idea... josh23 |please kill me.|
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