better yet....WHY IS OUTKAST TOURING WITH MOBY?????
From: FC3 Richards <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'joshtwentythree'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
CC: "'313@hyperreal.org'" <313@hyperreal.org>
Subject: [313] another Carl Craig article
Date: Fri, 18 May 2001 09:25:46 -0700
well guess what...i have seen the sun in the last 6 months. i have also
worked out a couple of times. so i can help you there. i can also help
you
in the secret base since i am in the navy and know where all kinds of
classified locations are. like the space i work in. it has to have
someone
in it 24hours a day. when it is my turn to be in here we can bring her in.
i know lots of torture methods that will get info out of people. i just
need some babboo chutes, salt, lemon juice, razor blades, nipple clamps, a
dildo (trust me i won't use this on myself), and all the women that
participated in the pregnant bikini contest last weekend out here in San
Diego. I will also need a vocoder to disguise my voice, since all women
will be able to recognize my voice after they hear it. it is so deep and
sexy. almost like barry white, but enough about myself...
jeff
ps WHATS UP WITH MOBY TOURING WITH OUTKAST??
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> Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2001 11:47 AM
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> Subject: Re: [313] another Carl Craig article
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> ok here's what we do...well...it would be better if we
> had some extra time to set this up, but time is of the
> essence, first...we're gonna need a monkey...I know,
> monkey are cliche...but this is neccesary...ok, so we
> train the monkey over the next two weeks to be able to
> pretend to be Carol Marvin...then when the time of the
> demf nears we get a crack force of geeky techno
> guys...i know...we're stretching a little bit
> here...but -some- of us have to spend some time
> outside, play basketbal or something, I'll need a show
> of hands of people who have seen the sun and broken a
> sweat because of moving in the last 6 months, we'll
> use those guys to make the team...anyway. so we kidnap
> Carol Marvin with our awesome team of geeky techno
> guys and replace her with the monkey, I'm sure since
> we're so close to the DEMF no one will notice,
> hopefully the looking for lice in peoples hair will be
> attributed to stress...so the carol monkey will give
> said speeches which will consist of "ook ook" and "eek
> eek" and hopefully some poop throwing...that would be
> a plus, this will hopefully do some damage to her
> reputation....so we take Carol back to our secret
> base...uh, any volunteers for a secret base?...and
> make her watch Brady Bunch reruns and The Sound of
> Music over and over again with the sound up loud while
> playing Britney Spears "oops...I did it again" at the
> same time, this coupled with Ubersamalian(did I get
> that right) smith lip synching the whole time in
> nothing but a g-string and some of those little nipple
> tassles...these actions should in no time at all get
> her to concede to our demands...what do you guys
> think? I've put a lot of time into this idea...
>
> josh23
> |please kill me.|
>
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