> On Jan 5, 2021, at 3:26 PM, Cuddle Beam via agora-business
> <agora-business@agoranomic.org> wrote:
>
> YOU HAVE ALL FALLEN FOR MY DEVIOUS PLOT TO OVERTHROW THE INSIDIOUS AND
> TYRANNICAL CFJ ARCHIVES
>
> Never again shall we be plagued by some rascal popping out of thin air
> saying "ah but sorry this ancient cfj is relevant lmao". Never again! I've
> come to DESTROY the CFJA. DESTROY IT FOR GOOD!
>
> Not only that, you've all enabled me, for you've fallen for my devious
> plan. I hereby gain 1 Humble Agoran Minion per Potato in play from the
> Humble Agoran Farming contract (So, 1192 Humble Agoran Minions in total).
>
>
> Haha! You fools! Outsmarted yet again, by me, Cuddlebeam.
>
>
> I hereby Deploy My Army by announcement, consisting of the following:
>
> - 1192 x Humble Agoran Minions: Potato-based minions, rich in vitamins
> and starch and bloodlust. One of them is the Commander unit, "Peter Tuber",
> granting them all +5 Morale and +3 Intelligence.
> - 30 x Unused Blognomic Dynasty Concepts: Barely tangible, this swarm of
> ghostly fodder, oversized unborn fetuses of Dynasties-to-be float 20cm off
> the ground (they ignore difficult terrain) and phase randomly (3+ on a
> 1d6) in and out of existence. They can also fire poorly developed ideas.
>
> -
>
> 4 x Palanquin Bearers, carrying an Idol of Plato for +5 Morale.
> -
>
> 3 x Blognomic Brutes. They’ve survived 5 (five) Dynasties when mere
> mortals wonder what kind of masochist would keep playing this game and
> leave after just one. They know no fear nor precedents, having been bred in
> the treacherous and cutthroat lands of The Other Nomic. They have +3 to
> break through any Long-Standing Interpretation Standard but don’t have an
> attention span for anything longer than a month. One of them is a
> Commander, having won 3 Dynasties and knows Pool Magic. They’re also
> equipped with a Greater Pool Noodle and Snorkel.
> -
>
> And of course, myself, Cuddlebeam, riding atop a mobile Tower of Hubris.
> It can fire my poor attempts at humor with its [Cannons] and has a firing
> range of 5 posts. Its height makes me nigh-impervious but it makes it hard
> for me to see, especially when out of range of a recent Report because of
> the Cuddlebeam special Trait of [Can’t be Arsed to Figure out the
> Gamestate]. I also have the special weakness of [Officer Work]. But I’m
> equipped with a Flamethrower Guitar of No Special Meta-Referential Meaning
> (it has +10 Cool).
>
> (Also, apparently there's a dictatorship or something going on? HA! Like
> that's going to do anything against my massive cerebral (that means brain
> btw) power.)
>
> Your move, Agorans.
I point my finger at CuddleBeam for violating No Faking, 2471/1, by taking an
action e knew not to be effective, with intent to mislead.
Gaelan
