Your pathetic Agoran magic will mean nothing against my INTELLECT, SMARTS and GOOD LOOKS!
I attack Gaelan with a platoon of 30 x Humble Agoran Minions and deal 71 damage to em. I then move my Brutes to my flank with my Bonus Action. On Wed, Jan 6, 2021 at 10:44 AM Gaelan Steele via agora-business < agora-business@agoranomic.org> wrote: > > > > On Jan 5, 2021, at 3:26 PM, Cuddle Beam via agora-business < > agora-business@agoranomic.org> wrote: > > > > YOU HAVE ALL FALLEN FOR MY DEVIOUS PLOT TO OVERTHROW THE INSIDIOUS AND > > TYRANNICAL CFJ ARCHIVES > > > > Never again shall we be plagued by some rascal popping out of thin air > > saying "ah but sorry this ancient cfj is relevant lmao". Never again! > I've > > come to DESTROY the CFJA. DESTROY IT FOR GOOD! > > > > Not only that, you've all enabled me, for you've fallen for my devious > > plan. I hereby gain 1 Humble Agoran Minion per Potato in play from the > > Humble Agoran Farming contract (So, 1192 Humble Agoran Minions in total). > > > > > > Haha! You fools! Outsmarted yet again, by me, Cuddlebeam. > > > > > > I hereby Deploy My Army by announcement, consisting of the following: > > > > - 1192 x Humble Agoran Minions: Potato-based minions, rich in vitamins > > and starch and bloodlust. One of them is the Commander unit, "Peter > Tuber", > > granting them all +5 Morale and +3 Intelligence. > > - 30 x Unused Blognomic Dynasty Concepts: Barely tangible, this swarm > of > > ghostly fodder, oversized unborn fetuses of Dynasties-to-be float 20cm > off > > the ground (they ignore difficult terrain) and phase randomly (3+ on a > > 1d6) in and out of existence. They can also fire poorly developed > ideas. > > > > - > > > > 4 x Palanquin Bearers, carrying an Idol of Plato for +5 Morale. > > - > > > > 3 x Blognomic Brutes. They’ve survived 5 (five) Dynasties when mere > > mortals wonder what kind of masochist would keep playing this game and > > leave after just one. They know no fear nor precedents, having been > bred in > > the treacherous and cutthroat lands of The Other Nomic. They have +3 to > > break through any Long-Standing Interpretation Standard but don’t have > an > > attention span for anything longer than a month. One of them is a > > Commander, having won 3 Dynasties and knows Pool Magic. They’re also > > equipped with a Greater Pool Noodle and Snorkel. > > - > > > > And of course, myself, Cuddlebeam, riding atop a mobile Tower of > Hubris. > > It can fire my poor attempts at humor with its [Cannons] and has a > firing > > range of 5 posts. Its height makes me nigh-impervious but it makes it > hard > > for me to see, especially when out of range of a recent Report because > of > > the Cuddlebeam special Trait of [Can’t be Arsed to Figure out the > > Gamestate]. I also have the special weakness of [Officer Work]. But I’m > > equipped with a Flamethrower Guitar of No Special Meta-Referential > Meaning > > (it has +10 Cool). > > > > (Also, apparently there's a dictatorship or something going on? HA! Like > > that's going to do anything against my massive cerebral (that means brain > > btw) power.) > > > > Your move, Agorans. > > I point my finger at CuddleBeam for violating No Faking, 2471/1, by taking > an action e knew not to be effective, with intent to mislead. > > Gaelan > > >
