I would like to add one more section to this...

Things You'll Never Hear A Remedy Developer Say:

1. Ooohhh!! ITSM 7, I've been dying to try that

2. Why don't we ask our management what they think we should do?

3. I can do that with runmacro!

4. Doug Mueller, who's he?

5. I like the new passport laws.

6. I sure wish <insert company here> would implement BMC's design of
support!



Thanks,


Gary Opela, Jr

Sr. Remedy Developer

Leader Communications, Inc.

405 736 3211


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Never hear a man say

Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say: 



1.      Here honey, you use the remote. 
        
2.      You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just
too big. 
        
3.      Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta
see! 
        
4.      While I'm up, can I get you anything? 
        
5.      Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to
the wallpaper store with me? 
        
6.      Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair
of shoes? 
        
7.      Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place. 
        
8.      Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on. 
        
9.      We never talk anymore 

 
Ok... the flip side ......
 

Never hear women say

Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say 



1.      What do you mean today's our anniversary? 
        
2.      Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

        
3.      Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! 
        
4.      And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! 
        
5.      Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to
figure out how to get there. 
        
6.      Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here. 
        
7.      I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a
designer dress. 



 

Regards...Gidd 

 
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