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Darrell E Reading II Contact Center Development Wal-Mart 45739 [EMAIL PROTECTED] -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 13:38 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Oh yeah, good ones. I'd like to add one more: -You don't know who to assign the ticket to? Just assign it to 0 and we'll come back to it later! Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kendell, Lori Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 1:27 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor And to add (from a colleague) - How do guides work? - What's wrong with an 18 level join? - So, let me get this straight. An index allows your queries to run faster? So, I can add as many of them as possible? - Why is it that when you are creating a piece of code that you can click on multiple forms? - My phone number contains the numbers 53687 - Your server is slow? Just add more List and Fast Servers. -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA Sent: October 19, 2007 1:37 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: FW: Friday Humor I would like to add one more section to this... Things You'll Never Hear A Remedy Developer Say: 1. Ooohhh!! ITSM 7, I've been dying to try that 2. Why don't we ask our management what they think we should do? 3. I can do that with runmacro! 4. Doug Mueller, who's he? 5. I like the new passport laws. 6. I sure wish <insert company here> would implement BMC's design of support! Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 11:09 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor ** Never hear a man say Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say: 1. Here honey, you use the remote. 2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 4. While I'm up, can I get you anything? 5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me? 6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes? 7. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place. 8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on. 9. We never talk anymore Ok... the flip side ...... Never hear women say Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say 1. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 3. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! 4. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! 5. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. 6. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here. 7. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress. Regards...Gidd __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ________________________________________________________________________ _______ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" ________________________________________________________________________ _______ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" ________________________________________________________________________ _______ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" ----------------------------------------- ********************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error destroy it immediately. ********************************************************************** Wal-Mart Confidential ********************************************************************** _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
