Indeed. That's a very solid effort, David, especially coming from a middle-aged 
white guy. I would NOT recommend doing this at the next executive meeting, 
though.  I am sure you're way ahead of me on that. 

J.T. , I like your enhancements, too. 

Rick
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-----Original Message-----
From:         "Shyman, Jonathan" <jshy...@columnit.com>

Date:         Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:23:00 
To: <arslist@ARSLIST.ORG>
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive?


Not bad, David, not bad.

 

Here's a suggestion for your "rapper" name: B. MC Remedy

 

Now all you need is a four-finger ring that says ITSM in diamonds. 

 

J

 

--- J.T. Shyman

 

 

From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Easter, David
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 3:13 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT: Friday Humor: Etiquette Question: Is Fat Client offensive?

 

** 

> Now THIN client has improved but will never be quite as good as the
FAT client but many will continue to overlook that.

 

I humbly disagree, and I thought the best way to voice that would be in
a rap.  (Please imagine a posse emphasizing the parts in bold...)

 

I sat down today at my PC

Gonna log into my Rem-E-DY

But yo' yo' dog, what do I see?

My W-U-T is R-I-P

 

Times have changed, tools rearranged

Someone's got to be deranged

Phat clients are gone, now ain't that strange

OWA now's my link to Exchange

 

I ain't here to dis' the web client

Not tryin' to be rude or be defiant

I'm ready to bend, gonna be real pliant

Don't wanna go to jail not bein' compliant

 

Web's now the norm, got to perform

Cloud Computing is the per-fect storm

It does the work - same function and form

Brings data to the masses, keeps them informed

 

So here I go don't need no docs

Just launch IE or Firefox

Wow, look at that - this UI rocks!

This dope web client knocks off my socks!

 

I save time typing 'cause of auto-complete

And collapsible panels keep my view neat

Flex-based flashboards?  Man, that's sweet

It's got fill layout - totally |_337!  

 

New JavaScript engines make it fast

This technology's built to last

Yo, I'm sold - my test is passed

My expectations it has surpassed

 

Hey thick client - C-YA!  Wouldn't wanna be ya!

Your days are numbered, I guarantee ya

From Sunnyvale to South Korea

Fire up that browser - we'll B-M-C ya!

 

 

-David J. Easter

Sr. Product Manager, Solution Strategy and Development

BMC Software, Inc.

 

The opinions, statements, and/or suggested courses of action expressed
in this E-mail DEFINITELY do not reflect those of BMC Software, Inc.  My
voluntary participation in this forum is not intended to convey a role
as a spokesperson, liaison or public relations representative for BMC
Software, Inc.

 

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