Okay, none of you have yet displayed the good sense I know you have and told me to shut up, so here's my first one. I kind of threw it together, so forgive if it isn't up to our usual standard of high quality (wait...do we have one of those?)
To the tune of "I Get a Kick out of You", by the immortal Cole Porter (for those under 40, Google him), here goes. I get no kick from coding ITSM is quite an (ahem) But I've got a favorite drug, Yeah, I get a kick out of RUG. Birthdays are now just a bore Since 51, what's really one more? But let me just put in my plug That I get a kick out of RUG. Dan and the gang will be there Twinkies may fly to the light fixtures high If you ask Lenny and Doug They both get a kick out of RUG. We're in Las Vegas this year Great place to be and some fun things you'll see But if you can put down your mug, You'll get a lot out of RUG. So get your boss to send you, Promise him booze, if training budget he'll use, And only free drinks will you chug For you get a kick, (just don't drink yourself sick!) Yes, you'll get a kick out of RUG. Rick On Tue, Jun 2, 2009 at 1:09 PM, Tami Palacky <tpala...@gmail.com> wrote: > Rick -- you are already on your way to your "diddy" > It would truly not be a RUG without you, Doug > keep going ... :) > > Tami Palacky > Remedy Developer > DEV Technology > Reston, VA > > > > On Jun 2, 3:46 pm, Rick Cook <remedyr...@gmail.com> wrote: > > It would truly not be a RUG without you, Doug. I am making plans to be > there as well. > > > > Now, as to your creative challenge (not that you ARE creatively > challenged), I would propose that since this is Vegas, all songs should > either be Elvis or show tunes. If you aren't a fan of either, join the club, > but when in Rome, do like the Romanians do, I always say. > > > > I promise at least one submission of my own. Unless popular opinion, > endowed with more wisdom than morbid curiosity, begs me not to. > > > > Rick > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: "Mueller, Doug" <doug_muel...@bmc.com> > > > > Date: Tue, 2 Jun 2009 14:26:58 > > To: <arsl...@arslist.org> > > Subject: Re: WWRUG09 AT THE HARD ROCK HOTEL in LAS VEGAS! > > > > ARSlist community, > > > > I am excited to see this conference coming together. Through the years, > the annual user conference has > > been a highlight each year. A chance for the entire community to come > together to learn about new things, > > to share what they have done, to support each other over shared > challenges, to provide feedback to the > > company about the product, and many other things. I hear from customers > time and again about how useful > > the conferences have been and about the amount of information they > received in a short time. Often, the > > most valuable information is from the conversations with others at the > conference so it is important that you > > come and not just try to get the information from slides that are posted > later. This year has another > > interesting twist in that the conference is being organized, hosted, and > run by the user community. So, this > > really is a User Conference in every sense of the word. I hope you > consider this event in your schedule. It > > will be a week well spent. > > > > Oh, I am sure that there will be a little time to have some fun as well > -- it will be in Las Vegas after all. You > > can leave this part off when talking to the boss. (but in case the boss > does see it, you can note that after the > > User Conference held at Disneyland in the 1990s and at Disneyworld in > early 2000s, the biggest complaint > > heard was that there was so much going on at the conference that was > interesting and useful that they didn't > > even get a chance to sneak out for a day to go to the park) > > > > I have this event booked on my calendar already and will be there for the > week. It would be terrific to see all > > of you there. > > > > And, to emphasize that while the expectation is to learn about and > improve interaction with the BMC > > Remedy products, that there is also a fun side to things. And to show > that as a User conference, it is > > possible to change the rules a bit..... > > > > I would like to announce the opening of the WWRUG 2009 poetry/song > contest. Let's have a bit of fun and > > try out your creative style. We welcome all folks to participate. There > is no prize -- hey, I tell my son that > > not everything he does gets a reward, there are some things he is just > expected to do -- but just a chance > > to get out of our traditional IT box and explore our artistic sides (as > atrophied as they may be). > > > > To open things up, here is a quick attempt to establish a very easy bar > for you to get over with your attempt: > > > > Ode to the WWRUGers > > > > What's this I hear? > > I'm told not to fear > > > > Its not a scary bug > > But an exciting WWRUG > > > > Starting with someone we all know as Lenny > > He collects fees for the conference which is worth every penny > > > > Our favorite booth bunny, Mr. Daniel Bloom > > Will have lots of partners, all in one room > > > > Presenters are arranged by our pal Phil > > I'm sure he will find folk to fill out the bill > > > > Master of Special Events, his name is Joel Sender > > Let's just make sure he doesn't send us on a bender > > > > These are our leaders, we are the crew > > This worries me, does it worry you? > > > > Seriously now, despite the attitude > > This ode to the organizers, with our gratitude > > > > My apologies to any sensibilities or sense of esthetic value that I have > mercilessly crushed with my little > > ditty. > > > > Doug Mueller > > > > ________________________________ > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Daniel Bloom > > Sent: Monday, June 01, 2009 11:16 AM > > To: arsl...@arslist.org > > Subject: WWRUG09 AT THE HARD ROCK HOTEL in LAS VEGAS! > > > > ** > > WWRUG09. > > > > In the beginning, it was an idea: "Build it and they will come!" > > > > A committee was formed, plans were made, and a venue was found. > > After months of hard work, the committee has committed, the lawyers have > lawyer-ed, the webmaster has mastered. > > > > The foundation is built. The resources are in place. The website is > ready. > > > > WWRUG09: A week of professional development, hot-topic tutorials, and the > latest vendor solutions all in one fabulous location. > > This is your opportunity to mingle with the leading professionals in the > AR System world and gain from their experiences. > > > > WWRUG09: An educational gateway to version 7.5 of AR System, ITSM, CMDB, > and more. Professional trainers will conduct formal tutorials every day of > the conference. > > This is the best place to cover so many important topics in such a short > time. This is the most efficient use of your training dollars. > > > > WWRUG09: A rare chance to learn the pitfalls and project-saving tips only > available from those who have already deployed these cutting-edge > technologies. > > This is the best place to study career-relevant user experience case > studies. > > > > WWRUG09: A conference for everyone. Whether you're an AR System novice or > an Admin tool guru, we are all just starting over with the new Developer > Studio. > > > > Welcome the new paradigm in tutorials, case studies and the spontaneous > conversations that can only happen at a user group meeting. > > > > WWRUG09: A meeting place with vendors focused on the products you need to > accomplish your goals. > > > > This is the highest concentration of relevant ARS related vendors > anywhere. At the Vendor Fair you can compare competitors side-by-side and > makes the best choices for your needs. > > > > WWRUG09: Our keynote speaker is Doug Mueller, creator of the Action > Request System. > > Doug will also host "An Evening with the Masters" and he will attend the > entire conference. > > Direct access to Doug is rare, informative, and just plain cool. > > > > WWRUG09: November 9 -13, 2009 > > at the Hard Rock Hotel, > > 4455 Paradise Rd, > > Las Vegas, NV 89169 (800) 473-7625. > > > > WWRUG09 rate: $79/night. 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