Hi John, I know I'm dating myself but . . . . Walter Matthau was on the tonight show one night and talking about getting recognized. He said that he was out at a restaurant one night, and had to go to the bathroom. While standing at the urinal, someone said to him: Are you Drew Pearson? Walther Matthau said: I haven't started yet.
Sorry. I know it's early on a Monday morning (or it is here) but that's one of my all time favorite Walter Matthau lines. For those of you who don't know who Drew Pearson is, look him up. Stan -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of John Baker Sent: Saturday, April 07, 2012 7:29 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Filter names question - `! John I once met John Major in a toilet. I waltzed in, keen to relieve myself after consuming most of a very nice bottle of wine, and found myself waiting patiently for Mr Major to relieve himself despite a number of urinals (I couldn't possibly consider relieving myself next to an ex-PM). As he went to wash his hands, I remarked "Mr Major, I never expected to meet the ex-Prime Minister of our country in the gents". He replied, "You never know, you never know". I later met him in a more social environment. An MP was busy walking him round introducing him to people. "And this is John Baker", he said. Mr Major replied, "Indeed, we met in rather different circumstances earlier", and smiled. John ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are" _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
