WE? I want to Barf! --- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > Thought I was in for a feel-good read. Until I came across the reference to > Asbury Park as "a town of losers." Guess I'm not thick-skinned. Feel free > to educate this guy via the comment box or letters link. > > Anyone get what he means by "horizontally inclined"? > > ============================================= > > From Duke University's The Sandbox - Recess > at http://tinyurl.com/6m3ccx Posted: 12/4/08 > > > We New Jerseyans have thick skin about most offenses to the Garden State. > (Just to be clear: It doesn't smell like garbage, I don't find it ironic that > our state nickname invokes beauty and if New Jersey is the armpit of America, > our glob of a country sure is horizontally inclined.) > > > We'll tolerate most barbs, but don't you dare demean Bruce Springsteen, > because The Boss is ours. He's stitched himself into the fabric of New Jersey, > and by this point he's as culturally ingrained as diners, Tony Soprano and the > neon lights on the boardwalk's tilt-a-whirls down the shore. > > > It doesn't matter that Springsteen became rock and roll's future by yearning > to leave New Jersey and find himself on the open road, to quit the boardwalk > scene and pull out of a town full of losers, because even though he left... > well, he never really did. He still plays rollicking shows in Giants Stadium > on every tour and, with the E Street Band, awes crowds with rumbling sets > that include the same hits from those iconic 1970s albums. > > > The state's true poet laureate is now a revered social critic, and his music > reflects his age and political activism-and from a selfish standpoint, it's > simply not as fun to blast the new stuff and sing along even though you can't > hear your own voice, because it's not that type of music anymore. There are > no more Thunder Roads for Springsteen to find, only 41 shots for him to riff > on. > > > Except, that is, for about one month every year, when radio stations hide > Born in the U.S.A. or The Rising and pull out a dusty track that hasn't been > played in 11 months. > > > Roy Bittan starts by tickling the piano to conjure bells, and the crowd > roars in hysterical approval. Clarence Clemons does his best impersonation of > Santa Claus and then, beautifully, Springsteen comes in with the simple words > we've all memorized on the notes we all know are coming, yet somehow feel fresh > every year: "You better watch out/You better not cry/Better not pout/I'm > telling you why." > > > Then it's the crowd's turn, a reincarnation of the call-and-response > Springsteen uses in all of his live shows now. It doesn't matter if you're in the > car alone or if you're surrounded by thousands at the Stone Pony in Asbury > Park; you yell, "Santa Claus is coming to town!" as loud, as hoarsely and with as > much holiday fervor as you can. Max Weinberg ratchets up the percussion, > Miami Steve croons in the background, Clarence solos on the sax-it's familiar, > but invigorating. > > > It's the best Christmas song of all time, because it captures the spirit of > the holiday season. Find the bells and let loose. Embrace the company of > others. And for goodness sake, fuhgeddabout the Jersey sneer, and be thankful the > state is, indeed, not a glorified parking lot. > > > We have, after all, given even the naughtiest of you the gift of Springsteen. > > ================================= > > Happy Thankshallowistmas > > > > > **************Make your life easier with all your friends, email, and > favorite sites in one place. Try it now. > (http://www.aol.com/?optin=new-dp&icid=aolcom40vanity&ncid=emlcntaolcom00000010) > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] >
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