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Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Religion Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Politics Stop caring! Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Viruses you might suffer from: Pokemon (60%) Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! Linux (80%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. USA (70%) Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] British (65%) No need for cure. Benign virus. Japan (60%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. Free BSD (90%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Brand Names (80%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Computer Games (60%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Prog Rock (80%) Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. xponent This Is Just A Test Maru rob _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
