Dear Family of 4-star General Hok Lundy, I would like to present my condolences to all of you for this tragic loss. But, as usual I couldn't help but wondering why did the good general have to suffer this fate? For one thing, I was wondering if the honorable general was wearing his uniform while he was on that damned chopper. If it was the case, I was wondering maybe the heavy weight from the 4 gold stars tipped the balance of the helicopter payload? On top of that, the general personal driver told VOA that the general was having dinner with our good Oknhach Kith Meng just before he took off. Ah! That might be it, you see, those teeny weeny choppers, they were made for poor skinny Khmer people who do not have enough to eat, but after the heavy meal the general had with the Oknhach Kith Meng, there lies the entire problem. Therefore, my first conclusion is that the general was assassinated in a plot in which our "not-so-good" Oknhach Kith Meng played an important role: he was in charge of overstuffing our good general, and thus created this tragic accident.
Furthermore, the heavy rain reported by the news media is nothing more than a show put up by CTN. I saw those outtakes on Khmer Karaoke videos, when they want to make it looks like it's raining, there is a guy holding a water hose in the background. Now think about it, Kith Meng has control of CTN, CTN produces TV shows, so who else can create a fake rain better than CTN? Ha! Didn't I tell you I can see it all, even though I have to change my prescription glasses twice this year? So now, you need not ask the FBI to help in this investigation, just follow my leads and you will reach to the same conclusions as yours truly as well. If you don't believe me, I tell you: ask me. Now who else can be behind this cowardly act against our general from Ong Vet (isn't it the new name given by the general to Ba-Vet?) who is working so dutifully day and night to serve our Hanoi Master? I tell you, there's nobody else other than Neth Savoeun, the husband of Hun Sen's niece. Look at him, right after our good general departed to seventh hell (oops, I meant heaven), he got nominated right away, it was not Sok Phal, the good general's deputy, but another dog got this job instead. So of course, here's another suspect. Finally, I can tell you there are about 10 millions suspects in Srok Khmer (Cambodia has a population of 14 million, so minus 4 millions of our good Yuonamese neighbors living illegally there, that makes 10 millions suspects) right now. Why did I say that? Because these 10 millions ungrateful Khmers (not the good 4 millions Xmers) they curse our good general, and all they do is go to pagodas everyday to pray, and Buddha listen to them because there so many of them. So Buddha say: General, time for a good night sleep after your hard work for Srok Xmer, and like zat, boom, bam, alakazam, the good general's chopper went to pieces. So there you have it all these suspects. In any case, dear good 4-star family member, now nobody can blame you anymore on any razor attacks on the like of that good-looking-goody-two-shoes DJ Ano anymore. Think about it, with the general gone (god bless his devil soul), no need for jealousy anymore. You now only need to go to pagoda twice a day to bring breakfast and lunch to our good Somd-Ach Tep Vong to erase all these bad curses placed on you. I am sure that the more fatty and cholesterol-filled you will feed our Somd-Ach Tep Vong, the more "bonn" you will get and the sooner the general will be born in the horn of Africa, away from the killing madness of Srok Xmer and its intrigues. Now, he may be somewhat thirsty in the horn of Africa, but at least he won't die from chopper crash, that I guarantee you, and dying of thirst and hunger is nothing new to the good general, he must have seen it all under the rule of our dear brother No. 1 Pol Pot already. So there you have it, dear 4-star family, may you now live in happiness on the wealth built by our good general. Even if he's no longer here, you son-in-law, our good Hun Manith, will always be there to look after the welfare of the 4-star family. Sincerely, MP, the zero-star family aka Phkay ot Kantuy from Sahak-Rot Choal Srok PS: I am not responsible for my letter, any blame/complaint can be sent to Pong Thom, he's in charge of the butter up and complaint department of Kham-diss. On Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 12:10 PM, Mekong River <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: > Pong Thom > > Fair enough, I share my condolences too, but will there be any condolences > to the family of the victims of Hok Lundy from you as well ? > > > > > 2008/11/11 BoangThom បងធំ <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > ជូនចំពោះក្រុមគ្រួសាឯកឧត្ដមហុកឡងឌី >> >> >> >> តាំងយើងខ្ញុំទាំងអស់គ្នា ដែលជាខ្មែររស់នៅបរទេស មានការសោកស្តាយយ៉ាងខ្លាំង >> ចំពោះ >> >> ការបាត់បង់ ជីវិតរបស់ឯកឧត្ដមហុកឡងឌី ដោយសាគ្រោះថ្នាក់ធ្លាក់យន្តហោះ >> យើងខ្ញុំទាំង >> >> អស់គ្នាសូមចូលរួមកាន់ទុក្ខ ព្រមទាំងផ្ញើនៅសេចក្តីអាណិតសោកស្តាយ ចំពោះវិរជនឯក >> >> ឧត្ដម ហុកឡងឌី ដែលក្នុងឆាកជីវិតរបស់លោក បានខំប្រឹងប្រែងធ្វើការរួមចំណែកកសាង >> >> មាតុភូមិដោយមិនខ្លាចនឿយហត់ឡើយ ។ យើងខ្ញុំទាំងអស់គ្នាសង្ឃឹមថា វិញ្ញាណខន្ធរបស់ >> >> ឯកឧត្ដម នឹងទៅសោយសុខតិភូមិជារៀងរហូត៕ >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> បងធំ >> >> ១០ ១១ ២០០៨ >> >> សហរដ្ឋអាមេរិក >> >> >> >> >> >> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Cambodia Discussion (CAMDISC) - www.cambodia.org" group. This is an unmoderated forum. Please refrain from using foul language. Thank you for your understanding. Peace among us and in Cambodia. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/camdisc Learn more - http://www.cambodia.org -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
