Hello all, I am sorry to hear "The loss of The Good General 4 Gold Stars"by Run-Teas Banh Kmean Phleang. May God guide his soul and his people back to his country, Wet Nam. Thank you God,
Thavary On Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 4:24 PM, M Preuk <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Dear Family of 4-star General Hok Lundy, > > I would like to present my condolences to all of you for this tragic loss. > But, as usual I couldn't help but wondering why did the good general have to > suffer this fate? For one thing, I was wondering if the honorable general > was wearing his uniform while he was on that damned chopper. If it was the > case, I was wondering maybe the heavy weight from the 4 gold stars tipped > the balance of the helicopter payload? On top of that, the general personal > driver told VOA that the general was having dinner with our good Oknhach > Kith Meng just before he took off. Ah! That might be it, you see, those > teeny weeny choppers, they were made for poor skinny Khmer people who do not > have enough to eat, but after the heavy meal the general had with the > Oknhach Kith Meng, there lies the entire problem. Therefore, my first > conclusion is that the general was assassinated in a plot in which our > "not-so-good" Oknhach Kith Meng played an important role: he was in charge > of overstuffing our good general, and thus created this tragic accident. > > Furthermore, the heavy rain reported by the news media is nothing more than > a show put up by CTN. I saw those outtakes on Khmer Karaoke videos, when > they want to make it looks like it's raining, there is a guy holding a water > hose in the background. Now think about it, Kith Meng has control of CTN, > CTN produces TV shows, so who else can create a fake rain better than CTN? > Ha! Didn't I tell you I can see it all, even though I have to change my > prescription glasses twice this year? So now, you need not ask the FBI to > help in this investigation, just follow my leads and you will reach to the > same conclusions as yours truly as well. If you don't believe me, I tell > you: ask me. > > Now who else can be behind this cowardly act against our general from Ong > Vet (isn't it the new name given by the general to Ba-Vet?) who is working > so dutifully day and night to serve our Hanoi Master? I tell you, there's > nobody else other than Neth Savoeun, the husband of Hun Sen's niece. Look at > him, right after our good general departed to seventh hell (oops, I meant > heaven), he got nominated right away, it was not Sok Phal, the good > general's deputy, but another dog got this job instead. So of course, here's > another suspect. > > Finally, I can tell you there are about 10 millions suspects in Srok Khmer > (Cambodia has a population of 14 million, so minus 4 millions of our good > Yuonamese neighbors living illegally there, that makes 10 millions suspects) > right now. Why did I say that? Because these 10 millions ungrateful Khmers > (not the good 4 millions Xmers) they curse our good general, and all they do > is go to pagodas everyday to pray, and Buddha listen to them because there > so many of them. So Buddha say: General, time for a good night sleep after > your hard work for Srok Xmer, and like zat, boom, bam, alakazam, the good > general's chopper went to pieces. So there you have it all these suspects. > > In any case, dear good 4-star family member, now nobody can blame you > anymore on any razor attacks on the like of that > good-looking-goody-two-shoes DJ Ano anymore. Think about it, with the > general gone (god bless his devil soul), no need for jealousy anymore. You > now only need to go to pagoda twice a day to bring breakfast and lunch to > our good Somd-Ach Tep Vong to erase all these bad curses placed on you. I am > sure that the more fatty and cholesterol-filled you will feed our Somd-Ach > Tep Vong, the more "bonn" you will get and the sooner the general will be > born in the horn of Africa, away from the killing madness of Srok Xmer and > its intrigues. Now, he may be somewhat thirsty in the horn of Africa, but at > least he won't die from chopper crash, that I guarantee you, and dying of > thirst and hunger is nothing new to the good general, he must have seen it > all under the rule of our dear brother No. 1 Pol Pot already. > > So there you have it, dear 4-star family, may you now live in happiness on > the wealth built by our good general. Even if he's no longer here, you > son-in-law, our good Hun Manith, will always be there to look after the > welfare of the 4-star family. > > Sincerely, > > MP, the zero-star family aka Phkay ot Kantuy from Sahak-Rot Choal Srok > PS: I am not responsible for my letter, any blame/complaint can be sent to > Pong Thom, he's in charge of the butter up and complaint department of > Kham-diss. > On Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 12:10 PM, Mekong River <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: > >> Pong Thom >> >> Fair enough, I share my condolences too, but will there be any condolences >> to the family of the victims of Hok Lundy from you as well ? >> >> >> >> >> 2008/11/11 BoangThom បងធំ <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> ជូនចំពោះក្រុមគ្រួសាឯកឧត្ដមហុកឡងឌី >>> >>> >>> >>> តាំងយើងខ្ញុំទាំងអស់គ្នា ដែលជាខ្មែររស់នៅបរទេស មានការសោកស្តាយយ៉ាងខ្លាំង >>> ចំពោះ >>> >>> ការបាត់បង់ ជីវិតរបស់ឯកឧត្ដមហុកឡងឌី ដោយសាគ្រោះថ្នាក់ធ្លាក់យន្តហោះ >>> យើងខ្ញុំទាំង >>> >>> អស់គ្នាសូមចូលរួមកាន់ទុក្ខ ព្រមទាំងផ្ញើនៅសេចក្តីអាណិតសោកស្តាយ ចំពោះវិរជនឯក >>> >>> ឧត្ដម ហុកឡងឌី ដែលក្នុងឆាកជីវិតរបស់លោក បានខំប្រឹងប្រែងធ្វើការរួមចំណែកកសាង >>> >>> មាតុភូមិដោយមិនខ្លាចនឿយហត់ឡើយ ។ យើងខ្ញុំទាំងអស់គ្នាសង្ឃឹមថា >>> វិញ្ញាណខន្ធរបស់ >>> >>> ឯកឧត្ដម នឹងទៅសោយសុខតិភូមិជារៀងរហូត៕ >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> បងធំ >>> >>> ១០ ១១ ២០០៨ >>> >>> សហរដ្ឋអាមេរិក >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Cambodia Discussion (CAMDISC) - www.cambodia.org" group. 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