Dear Lok MR, Pls. don't wish to be a replacement of Tep Vong, I still want to put to use my chicken egg for a while still (not as omelette or scrambled egg that need the blue pill though).
Thank you, MP On Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 2:04 PM, Mekong River <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > My right eye has been shaking nonstop, and been wondering when I was going > to have a good laugh. Thanks for this Lok MP. My prayers have been answered > and may you live longer to replace Tep Vong on the throne. > > > > > On Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 8:24 AM, M Preuk <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> Dear Family of 4-star General Hok Lundy, >> >> I would like to present my condolences to all of you for this tragic loss. >> But, as usual I couldn't help but wondering why did the good general have to >> suffer this fate? For one thing, I was wondering if the honorable general >> was wearing his uniform while he was on that damned chopper. If it was the >> case, I was wondering maybe the heavy weight from the 4 gold stars tipped >> the balance of the helicopter payload? On top of that, the general personal >> driver told VOA that the general was having dinner with our good Oknhach >> Kith Meng just before he took off. Ah! That might be it, you see, those >> teeny weeny choppers, they were made for poor skinny Khmer people who do not >> have enough to eat, but after the heavy meal the general had with the >> Oknhach Kith Meng, there lies the entire problem. Therefore, my first >> conclusion is that the general was assassinated in a plot in which our >> "not-so-good" Oknhach Kith Meng played an important role: he was in charge >> of overstuffing our good general, and thus created this tragic accident. >> >> Furthermore, the heavy rain reported by the news media is nothing more >> than a show put up by CTN. I saw those outtakes on Khmer Karaoke videos, >> when they want to make it looks like it's raining, there is a guy holding a >> water hose in the background. Now think about it, Kith Meng has control of >> CTN, CTN produces TV shows, so who else can create a fake rain better than >> CTN? Ha! Didn't I tell you I can see it all, even though I have to change my >> prescription glasses twice this year? So now, you need not ask the FBI to >> help in this investigation, just follow my leads and you will reach to the >> same conclusions as yours truly as well. If you don't believe me, I tell >> you: ask me. >> >> Now who else can be behind this cowardly act against our general from Ong >> Vet (isn't it the new name given by the general to Ba-Vet?) who is working >> so dutifully day and night to serve our Hanoi Master? I tell you, there's >> nobody else other than Neth Savoeun, the husband of Hun Sen's niece. Look at >> him, right after our good general departed to seventh hell (oops, I meant >> heaven), he got nominated right away, it was not Sok Phal, the good >> general's deputy, but another dog got this job instead. So of course, here's >> another suspect. >> >> Finally, I can tell you there are about 10 millions suspects in Srok Khmer >> (Cambodia has a population of 14 million, so minus 4 millions of our good >> Yuonamese neighbors living illegally there, that makes 10 millions suspects) >> right now. Why did I say that? Because these 10 millions ungrateful Khmers >> (not the good 4 millions Xmers) they curse our good general, and all they do >> is go to pagodas everyday to pray, and Buddha listen to them because there >> so many of them. So Buddha say: General, time for a good night sleep after >> your hard work for Srok Xmer, and like zat, boom, bam, alakazam, the good >> general's chopper went to pieces. So there you have it all these suspects. >> >> In any case, dear good 4-star family member, now nobody can blame you >> anymore on any razor attacks on the like of that >> good-looking-goody-two-shoes DJ Ano anymore. Think about it, with the >> general gone (god bless his devil soul), no need for jealousy anymore. You >> now only need to go to pagoda twice a day to bring breakfast and lunch to >> our good Somd-Ach Tep Vong to erase all these bad curses placed on you. I am >> sure that the more fatty and cholesterol-filled you will feed our Somd-Ach >> Tep Vong, the more "bonn" you will get and the sooner the general will be >> born in the horn of Africa, away from the killing madness of Srok Xmer and >> its intrigues. Now, he may be somewhat thirsty in the horn of Africa, but at >> least he won't die from chopper crash, that I guarantee you, and dying of >> thirst and hunger is nothing new to the good general, he must have seen it >> all under the rule of our dear brother No. 1 Pol Pot already. >> >> So there you have it, dear 4-star family, may you now live in happiness on >> the wealth built by our good general. Even if he's no longer here, you >> son-in-law, our good Hun Manith, will always be there to look after the >> welfare of the 4-star family. >> >> Sincerely, >> >> MP, the zero-star family aka Phkay ot Kantuy from Sahak-Rot Choal Srok >> PS: I am not responsible for my letter, any blame/complaint can be sent to >> Pong Thom, he's in charge of the butter up and complaint department of >> Kham-diss. >> On Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 12:10 PM, Mekong River <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: >> >>> Pong Thom >>> >>> Fair enough, I share my condolences too, but will there be any >>> condolences to the family of the victims of Hok Lundy from you as well ? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> 2008/11/11 BoangThom បងធំ <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> >>> ជូនចំពោះក្រុមគ្រួសាឯកឧត្ដមហុកឡងឌី >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> តាំងយើងខ្ញុំទាំងអស់គ្នា ដែលជាខ្មែររស់នៅបរទេស មានការសោកស្តាយយ៉ាងខ្លាំង >>>> ចំពោះ >>>> >>>> ការបាត់បង់ ជីវិតរបស់ឯកឧត្ដមហុកឡងឌី ដោយសាគ្រោះថ្នាក់ធ្លាក់យន្តហោះ >>>> យើងខ្ញុំទាំង >>>> >>>> អស់គ្នាសូមចូលរួមកាន់ទុក្ខ ព្រមទាំងផ្ញើនៅសេចក្តីអាណិតសោកស្តាយ >>>> ចំពោះវិរជនឯក >>>> >>>> ឧត្ដម ហុកឡងឌី ដែលក្នុងឆាកជីវិតរបស់លោក បានខំប្រឹងប្រែងធ្វើការរួមចំណែកកសាង >>>> >>>> មាតុភូមិដោយមិនខ្លាចនឿយហត់ឡើយ ។ យើងខ្ញុំទាំងអស់គ្នាសង្ឃឹមថា >>>> វិញ្ញាណខន្ធរបស់ >>>> >>>> ឯកឧត្ដម នឹងទៅសោយសុខតិភូមិជារៀងរហូត៕ >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> បងធំ >>>> >>>> ១០ ១១ ២០០៨ >>>> >>>> សហរដ្ឋអាមេរិក >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Khlean + Khlao + Khlach = Khmer >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Cambodia Discussion (CAMDISC) - www.cambodia.org" group. 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