Ralph, are you getting enough ketchup? Actually, I like to see name, hull #,
year built, and home port. Makes it easier to formulate misinformation.
Don, #6293, 86, Niceville, FL
"Ralph E. Ahseln" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
I'm 75,
A Dues Paying Curmudgeon..
A Cranky old SOB,
A Party Pooper
A Spoil sport
Etc.....
So... I'm going to Pee off any number of Members of this List.
What's with this Trend of using those Long, Involved...
Personal/Business Email Signatures ?
It really is a bit too much !
You know the kind. ... Name, Address, Important Titles, Job Position, Self
appointed Honors, Several phone numbers, FAX number, the Blog site, The Web
page. The company name, Name of the dog, How many operation scars,
And so on, and so on..
Egos showing ??? ..
OK, I know that it can be an automatic feature that pops up on all emails
sent..
But.. A quick Cut and Delete (or maybe another email account?) would reduce
those heavy weighted bottom lines (and the all too obvious self-aggrandizement )
Wouldn't it be nice to JUST have a ... Name, Location and the Boat's Name ?
OK , I'll even settle for a SHORT quote from some Philosopher,,
But, Please, Could we reduce the size of those overwhelming "BILLBOARDS" ?
With Humor,
Ralph Edward Ahseln Esq.
Director of Planned Obsolescence
Head Honcho, Honcho Factory; Blahblah CA. 92000-0000
Engineer in Charge of Engineers Charging Engineers
Past Vice Council Ad Hoc Pro -Tem Ex Offico of Nothingness
Commode Door: Notcher Yacht Club
Professional Amateur Navel Fuzz Picker
Current Member: Fat Old Men's society
www. Getovuraz.eat ( On Tuesdays, Use smoke signals )
Home Phone: 555-222-2222 Cell: 555-000-0000 Fax: 555-555-5555 Office:
1-800-800-8008
Hooker's Pager: 555-*(0- @#$%
Blog: www.MYexcellent-wisdom.ppp Web Page:
www.photosofmyfamilyeating.ugh
1234 Im Emport Ant Blvd SW.
Suchaguy FL 30030-3003
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