Reminds me of an old Bill Cosby where he talks about people drinking, throwing up, and this is called "fun"? -----Original Message----- From: Angel Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2001 3:18 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: sssh Hiya hiya hiyas! :) Well..I didn't say anything about my Friday night escapades (They weren't as exciting as Todd's little uhh..holiday..) but here goes since we seem bereft of other banter hee hee The night started quite well, with us going to the club on land, rather than out to sea :) Now..a little background. My buddy is going out with a girl who has very conservative parents. SO whenever we pull up to her house, he makes me turn down the music..tells me not to talk too loud while outside waiting..he gets really nervous. I of course, seldom take him on..but anyways :) tonight was the same, and I smirked as he gets out..opens the gate..opens teh door for her..then gets into the car. A rather humorous exchange on the way to the club was: Mr. Gentleman:"You know.. I think we going to have to break up you know..you stretching my family relations.." Girl:"huh?" Mr. Gentleman: "yeah..tonight before I went out, My grandmother pulls me aside and tells me to be careful, so I thought she was talking about me..but then she continues that be careful about you..and making sure you're alright and all that. Normally she'd be all concerned about me. You've taken my place with my grandmother!" girl:*giggles..titters* I turn to my other friend, Charles, in the front seat and say," So..yuh think he spend about half an hour practicing them lines infront the mirror or what?" Now..I thought the music would have drowned what I was saying out..but the girl and Mr. Gentleman heard. He seemed embarrassed..and she seemed to be fighting from bursting with laughter.^_^ ANyways...the drive proceeded without him dropping anymore lines like those again hee hee :) The party itself was ok..a bit more sedate than last time..well much more sedate actually. It was a different crowd this time, and they messed up the music in my opinion..but you can't have everything. The drinks were still free..that fact forming the introduction to the second part of my tale: Dropping the girl back home! :) We arrived at her house, and Mr. Gentleman walks out and opens the door..walks her to the gate.. and suddenly I hear the door to the passenger seat open. And my friend Charles walks out the car. No problem...he just wants to stretch his legs I think. I remain in the car bobbing to the music on the radio. next thing you know..I look through the passenger window and see Charles standing with his head down on the opposite side of the street. I am thinking to myself..what the hell is up? By this time, Mr. Gentleman has finished with the pleasantaries of saying 'good night'..and the girl is beginning to go inside.. when,at 4AM,we all hear BAAAAARRRFFFF... I blink, for a moment..not sure what just happened..then realise that Charles is there throwing up on the neighbours lawn..and LOUDLY too! Well..I'm sorry...and I've already apologised to everyone concerned..but I could not help myself. I started laughing. Laughing till I cried..at the expression on Mr. Gentleman's face,at the situation on the whole. His eyes bugging out of his head.. the girl looking shocked... and Charles still there quite happily barfing away on the neighbour's lawn. <--is laughing now just remember it all That's when the light goes on in the girl's house. Next thing I know , Charles is being stuffed into the car,the car doors slam, and an irate Mr. Gentleman is there goading me to mash the goddamned accelerator let's go.(all manners forgotten apparently hee hee). Which I did..through a stream of tears and laughter. ^_^ We all got home safely..though I had to stop along the way to dry my eyes with a tissue :) Hope this brightens someone's day..I think it was a sort of 'you had to be there' situation, but I thought I'd share it anyways. :~)~ -Gel -----Original Message----- From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] too quiet today.....need cf banter.... ~~ Stephenie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists