lmao!! I wish I had a weekend like that one, hehe .. thanks .. you made my week .. lol!! Todd ----- laughing too hard for a quote ... ----- Original Message ----- From: "Angel Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2001 6:17 PM Subject: RE: sssh > Hiya hiya hiyas! :) > > Well..I didn't say anything about my Friday night escapades (They weren't as > exciting as Todd's little uhh..holiday..) but here goes since we seem bereft > of other banter hee hee > > The night started quite well, with us going to the club on land, rather than > out to sea :) > > Now..a little background. My buddy is going out with a girl who has very > conservative parents. SO whenever we pull up to her house, he makes me turn > down the music..tells me not to talk too loud while outside waiting..he gets > really nervous. > > I of course, seldom take him on..but anyways :) > > tonight was the same, and I smirked as he gets out..opens the gate..opens > teh door for her..then gets into the car. > A rather humorous exchange on the way to the club was: > > Mr. Gentleman:"You know.. I think we going to have to break up you know..you > stretching my family relations.." > Girl:"huh?" > Mr. Gentleman: "yeah..tonight before I went out, My grandmother pulls me > aside and tells me to be careful, so I thought she was talking about me..but > then she continues that be careful about you..and making sure you're alright > and all that. Normally she'd be all concerned about me. You've taken my > place with my grandmother!" > girl:*giggles..titters* > > I turn to my other friend, Charles, in the front seat and say," So..yuh > think he spend about half an hour practicing them lines infront the mirror > or what?" > > Now..I thought the music would have drowned what I was saying out..but the > girl and Mr. Gentleman heard. > He seemed embarrassed..and she seemed to be fighting from bursting with > laughter.^_^ > > ANyways...the drive proceeded without him dropping anymore lines like those > again hee hee :) > > The party itself was ok..a bit more sedate than last time..well much more > sedate actually. It was a different crowd this time, and they messed up the > music in my opinion..but you can't have everything. > The drinks were still free..that fact forming the introduction to the second > part of my tale: > Dropping the girl back home! :) > > We arrived at her house, and Mr. Gentleman walks out and opens the > door..walks her to the gate.. > > and suddenly I hear the door to the passenger seat open. > > And my friend Charles walks out the car. > > No problem...he just wants to stretch his legs I think. > > I remain in the car bobbing to the music on the radio. > > next thing you know..I look through the passenger window and see Charles > standing with his head down on the opposite side of the street. > > I am thinking to myself..what the hell is up? > > By this time, Mr. Gentleman has finished with the pleasantaries of saying > 'good night'..and the girl is beginning to go inside.. > when,at 4AM,we all hear BAAAAARRRFFFF... > > I blink, for a moment..not sure what just happened..then realise that > Charles is there throwing up on the neighbours lawn..and LOUDLY too! > > Well..I'm sorry...and I've already apologised to everyone concerned..but I > could not help myself. > I started laughing. > Laughing till I cried..at the expression on Mr. Gentleman's face,at the > situation on the whole. > > His eyes bugging out of his head.. > the girl looking shocked... > > and Charles still there quite happily barfing away on the neighbour's lawn. > <--is laughing now just remember it all > > That's when the light goes on in the girl's house. > > Next thing I know , Charles is being stuffed into the car,the car doors > slam, and an irate Mr. Gentleman is there goading me to mash the goddamned > accelerator let's go.(all manners forgotten apparently hee hee). > > Which I did..through a stream of tears and laughter. > ^_^ > > We all got home safely..though I had to stop along the way to dry my eyes > with a tissue :) > > Hope this brightens someone's day..I think it was a sort of 'you had to be > there' situation, but I thought I'd share it anyways. > > :~)~ > > -Gel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
