double cheeseburger. After he is finished eating, he pulls out a gun and
rips the place with gunfire. Patrons scatter and dive under chairs and
tables as the bear runs out the door. After ensuring that no one is hurt,
the bartender races out the door, and calls after the bear. "Why did you do
that for?" The bear calls back, "I`m a Panda bear. Look it up in the
dictionary." The bartender returns, pulls out his dictionary. Panda :
('Panda), n. (Zool.) A small Asiatic mammal (Ailurus fulgens) having fine
soft fur. It is related to the bears, and inhabits the mountains of Northern
India. Eats shoots and leaves.
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