You know - I did miss having you around, man - nobody else writes quite like you. Welcome back.
- Jim brobborb wrote: >Here's some... > >I was at a truck stop in Midland Texas, takin a piss at the urinals. Some >dude comes out of the stalls behind me, and i kinda glanced and saw a huge >chunk of naked flesh, i figured it was his legs and thought dude was too >lazy to pull up his pants. As h walked out something caught my eye and i >looked again. IT WAS NOT HIS LEGS. IT WAS HIS STOMACH. DO U KNOW HOW FAR >HIS STOMACH HUNG DOWN?!!! ALMOST TO HIS KNEES. I AM NOT LYING!! it was >haning out of his shirt and he was walkin around like that I dont know how u >can drive with a stomach like that, or why u would even be allowed to drive >with the strict regulations on driver health and all. > > >In phoenix i was playing video games (this arcade had like 50 oldie games >inside it it was awesome!). Some dude comes next to me and complimentson my >gaming and i just start out a conversation with him. Then I told him about >how i was just issued a brand new shiny volvo truck that day, and mentioned >that I dont know why cos I'm a newbie driver dunno what i did to deserve it, >and he was like "That's right, u got shit on your stick huh!" (those words >will haunt me later) So I lost a game of street fighter 2, and he sees the >spongebob keychain hanging out of my belt and he points to it and says whats >that? i told him what it was and he reached his hand over (it was near my >crotch) to take a look at it. his hand briefly brushed against my crotch >and even stayed there for like 5 seconds. 5 seconds too long! I didnt do >anything cos i was in shock like WTF?! seriously i was in shock i didnt >know what to do. I just told myself it was an accident. Then i kept on >playing and i talked about doing some crazy driving the other day and he >playful tugged at my ears as if i was a little kid, asif saying u were a >naughty little boy!" OMG MAN I FWELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE. SO i lost another >game on purpose and told him i was out of quarters to play any more and i >had to go do the laundry, and he said hold up, and went to the change >machine, came back and gave me more money to play. Me being the way I am >(hard for me to say no), i accept a quarter and play, and lost on purpose, >and told him i had to go. > >OMG WHAT A RELIEF. If this dude had done any more of that type of flirting >i would have drop kicked him. I can tell he was trying to come on to me, >and not just being friendly! Did i give him some wrong signals? WTF?! > >So i'm in the laundry tellin my ex over the phone about the incident, and he >comes him and grabs my shoulder playfully to say whats up, and then he >notices I'm on the phone and excuses himself. Thank goodness. I asked the >ex why he would be doin that, maybe i gave off the wrong signals! and she >was like "I think people think you're gay cos you're shya nd timid. >Remember my mom thought u were gay the first time she saw u." After this >incident, I tell u, no more mister shy and timid! > >PLenty of more crazy stuff on the road. I really enjoy this job u guys. So >much time to reflect, and when u spend time with your family it means so >much more > > > > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Dana" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: "CF-Community" <cf-community@houseoffusion.com> >Sent: Friday, January 21, 2005 9:16 AM >Subject: Re: Brobborb back! > > > > >>::nod:: this list needs some comedic relief. >> >>Dana >> >> >>On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 09:29:39 -0500, Erika L. Walker-Arnold >><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >> >>>Welcome back!!! >>>I think I missed you ... >>>:D >>> >>>Cheers, >>>Erika >>>-------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> >>> >>>>>| -----Original Message----- >>>>>| From: brobborb >>>>>| >>>>>| HAHAHAH SOOOOOOO CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. >>>>>| How is eevryone? >>>>> >>>>> >>> >>> >> >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your company's customer support efficiency by 100% http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=49 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:143844 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
