I miss everyone so much man. After bein on the road for a while i figured I dont really NEED email or internet as much as I used to. But some things i just couldnt let go! Can anyone brief me on any thing big thats been happening to anynoe on the list?
----- Original Message ----- From: "Jim Campbell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <cf-community@houseoffusion.com> Sent: Friday, January 21, 2005 1:14 PM Subject: Re: Brobborb back! > You know - I did miss having you around, man - nobody else writes quite > like you. Welcome back. > > - Jim > > brobborb wrote: > > >Here's some... > > > >I was at a truck stop in Midland Texas, takin a piss at the urinals. Some > >dude comes out of the stalls behind me, and i kinda glanced and saw a huge > >chunk of naked flesh, i figured it was his legs and thought dude was too > >lazy to pull up his pants. As h walked out something caught my eye and i > >looked again. IT WAS NOT HIS LEGS. IT WAS HIS STOMACH. DO U KNOW HOW FAR > >HIS STOMACH HUNG DOWN?!!! ALMOST TO HIS KNEES. I AM NOT LYING!! it was > >haning out of his shirt and he was walkin around like that I dont know how u > >can drive with a stomach like that, or why u would even be allowed to drive > >with the strict regulations on driver health and all. > > > > > >In phoenix i was playing video games (this arcade had like 50 oldie games > >inside it it was awesome!). Some dude comes next to me and complimentson my > >gaming and i just start out a conversation with him. Then I told him about > >how i was just issued a brand new shiny volvo truck that day, and mentioned > >that I dont know why cos I'm a newbie driver dunno what i did to deserve it, > >and he was like "That's right, u got shit on your stick huh!" (those words > >will haunt me later) So I lost a game of street fighter 2, and he sees the > >spongebob keychain hanging out of my belt and he points to it and says whats > >that? i told him what it was and he reached his hand over (it was near my > >crotch) to take a look at it. his hand briefly brushed against my crotch > >and even stayed there for like 5 seconds. 5 seconds too long! I didnt do > >anything cos i was in shock like WTF?! seriously i was in shock i didnt > >know what to do. I just told myself it was an accident. Then i kept on > >playing and i talked about doing some crazy driving the other day and he > >playful tugged at my ears as if i was a little kid, asif saying u were a > >naughty little boy!" OMG MAN I FWELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE. SO i lost another > >game on purpose and told him i was out of quarters to play any more and i > >had to go do the laundry, and he said hold up, and went to the change > >machine, came back and gave me more money to play. Me being the way I am > >(hard for me to say no), i accept a quarter and play, and lost on purpose, > >and told him i had to go. > > > >OMG WHAT A RELIEF. If this dude had done any more of that type of flirting > >i would have drop kicked him. I can tell he was trying to come on to me, > >and not just being friendly! Did i give him some wrong signals? WTF?! > > > >So i'm in the laundry tellin my ex over the phone about the incident, and he > >comes him and grabs my shoulder playfully to say whats up, and then he > >notices I'm on the phone and excuses himself. Thank goodness. I asked the > >ex why he would be doin that, maybe i gave off the wrong signals! and she > >was like "I think people think you're gay cos you're shya nd timid. > >Remember my mom thought u were gay the first time she saw u." After this > >incident, I tell u, no more mister shy and timid! > > > >PLenty of more crazy stuff on the road. I really enjoy this job u guys. So > >much time to reflect, and when u spend time with your family it means so > >much more > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: "Dana" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: "CF-Community" <cf-community@houseoffusion.com> > >Sent: Friday, January 21, 2005 9:16 AM > >Subject: Re: Brobborb back! > > > > > > > > > >>::nod:: this list needs some comedic relief. > >> > >>Dana > >> > >> > >>On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 09:29:39 -0500, Erika L. Walker-Arnold > >><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> > >> > >>>Welcome back!!! > >>>I think I missed you ... > >>>:D > >>> > >>>Cheers, > >>>Erika > >>>-------------------------------------------------- > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>>>| -----Original Message----- > >>>>>| From: brobborb > >>>>>| > >>>>>| HAHAHAH SOOOOOOO CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. > >>>>>| How is eevryone? > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>> > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your company's customer support efficiency by 100% http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=49 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:143850 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
