We have a similar instance currently here.  It's been this way for about
a year and could last another year.

However, the idiot highway engineers, who are famous for putting
stoplights on our expressway, decided that we need to shove three lanes
of traffic down to a single lane for the highway-widening project that
takes place about a mile up the road.

However, there is also in interstate on-ramp about half-way down that
now-single-lane road.  I have no idea why the engineers shoved all
traffic to the right-most lane when they could have moved them to the
center or left lane.  In fact, at the new construction, the lane shifts
to a point where, if they would have stayed in the left lane, the
traffic would be lined-up perfectly.

Now, when I try to get to the on-ramp for the interstate, I can wait in
line for 10-15 minutes, or I can drive up next to the line and wait for
a slow-moving truck to leave a gap in front of it and the previous car.
Then, I shoot across that lane onto the exit.

Or, I may make a hand gesture like "I only want to get to that lane on
the other side of you".  People usually let you through.

If they don't, once I eventually get through to the exit lane, I give
the assholes a big smile and wave while they still sit in the long
traffic line.

M!ke

-----Original Message-----
From: Eric Carlisle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, May 13, 2005 3:14 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Top 10 Super Rant (was Friday Rant)

This one really chaps me...

On a highway, there's a sign for an upcoming lane closure.  People in
the "to be closed" lane don't merge into the open lanes.  They wait
until they're 10 feet away from the lane closure and start signalling.  
The last-minute merging, or course, leads to hella delays. 

Trying to be a sport, I get in the open lane somewhat early.  As I'm
putting ahead slowly (as traffic has allready been slowed), there are
still the jackasses that zoom by in the "to be closed" lane -- thinking
they're saving themselves time, when it's actually just wasting everyone
else's.  I'm fuming in the car, saying "If that dude eventually signals
to get in my lane,  I'm not gonna let him in".

But it's usually the car ahead of me that waves in 10 or so of these
asses, rewarding their obnoxious behavior.  At this point, I'm about to
pop.

Eric

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